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dcbutlikenotcanon · 3 months
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i will forever stand by the lightning thief musical being the best pjo adaptation by a loooong shot. i’ve seen more than a few people critiquing the show for making these kids be way too serious for what they are—kids—and i’m just thinking abt how well the tlt musical writers understood the assignment!!! (and also the actors!) they’re adults playing 12 year-olds and u really forget that while watching the musical, by how well it’s written and interpreted by the actors. also the way the writers Understood the characters and their dynamics to a T…man, i still think about the good kid reprise when luke paralleled percy 😭😭😭😭 and how annabeth’s cleverness is never doubted and displayed, yet she’s also a silly girl! same with grover and percy! for example percy’s anger showing up in so many parts of the musical yet he’s always trying his best (which is why the good kid reprise works so well!) and then grover having his tree on the hill moment😭😭
back to annabeth: it really irks me how so many people fail to understand her? even her creator ???!!! truly outstanding how in the movie she’s watered down to just being the love interest who says she’s smart and the daughter of wisdom and blah blah blah yet does little to make the audience believe that, and then in the show she’s too smart, almost too perfect in everything she does. (none of the scenes have yet to show her making mistakes, like in the book). i love love love tlt musical annabeth bc she’s a girl looking for others to notice her! she wants to be seen! she wants to make her mark! she says she always has a plan yet sometimes she doesn’t! she’s still 12! she’s petty and makes mistakes and hasn’t seen the world! just goes to show which one is the superior adaptation.
anyway, tlt musical stans RISE!!!!
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dcbutlikenotcanon · 3 months
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goddd talia’s letter to bruce (that she never intended to send! that he only got because damian wanted him to know about it so bad, he stole it from her and brought it to him!) in the batman files… i could really just start screaming and never stop
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dcbutlikenotcanon · 7 months
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Roy Harper: *on the verge of tears* Just because you put syrup on something it don't make it pancakes
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dcbutlikenotcanon · 7 months
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Grant Wilson: I'm a monster. Joseph Wilson: No, no, you're my brother.
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dcbutlikenotcanon · 8 months
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dcbutlikenotcanon · 11 months
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so the new barbie trailer…
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dcbutlikenotcanon · 1 year
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dcbutlikenotcanon · 1 year
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Steph: If you had to choose between Tim and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Damian: That depends, how much money are we talking?
Dick: Damian!
Steph: 63 cents
Damian: I'll take the money.
Dick: Damian!!
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dcbutlikenotcanon · 2 years
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dcbutlikenotcanon · 2 years
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The no kill rule is not about Bruce just uwu not wanting to become a murderer it’s about knowing that no person is morally infallible and omniscient and you cannot be judge jury executioner and that you are allowed to keep this last bit of innocence that you do not have to live with the burden of someone else’s crime you shouldn’t have to give away a part of yourself just because someone else decides to commit a horrible crime it’s not about whether the Joker deserves death it’s about whether someone should bear the burden of becoming a murderer none of you fuckers know why the death penalty is bad
do you think a Batman who holds little kids to get them to safety can pick them up with the same two hands that took a life? Don’t they deserve better? Doesn’t he?
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dcbutlikenotcanon · 2 years
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It’s mathematics
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dcbutlikenotcanon · 2 years
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Batman: Spoiler, how could you be so stupid?!
Spoiler: Well actually, it's not that hard.
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dcbutlikenotcanon · 2 years
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dick grayson uses his smile and humor as a coping mechanism he’s actually literally the angriest robin he’s not ur Ray of Sunshine Pookie Pie Angel Baby he beat Joker to death with his bare hands.
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dcbutlikenotcanon · 2 years
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2000’s Tim Drake was so insane. He went to like seven different schools in a year, he fell asleep on a rollercoaster, he made up a fake uncle, he attempted to clone his dead best friend 99 times, he had real beef with a ten year old, he was on the verge of becoming evil every other issue, one of his antagonists was a guy with a demon tube in his chest, he learned how to skateboard by practicing it for hours on end for a week, he somehow had a box set of Buffy despite that breaking universe and continuity rules. I’m afraid that modern Tim can never live up to just how unhinged he was.
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dcbutlikenotcanon · 2 years
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Jason: Vodka for me, and a juice box for him.
Tim: Jason, I'm 17.
Tim: I can order my own juice box.
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dcbutlikenotcanon · 2 years
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Donna: Would you slap your best friend in the face for two million dollars?
Roy: I would roundhouse kick Jason in the face for free.
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