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> wake up at 8am for work at 10. check traffic. 52 FUCKING MINUTES.

> panic. u got up early so u could have breakfast and shower

> the 6 minute shower is cold

> once u get out of the shower the commute is an hour and 40 minutes

> more panic. make black coffee and skidaddle

> coffee too hot to drink in car. dreadful. but traffic eases slightly on the way and u get to work 20 mins early

> go to drink coffee. it has grunk. where did the grunk come from

> examine grunk. spill scalding water all over urself and give ur hand first degree burns

> u are wet. go inside work to clock in

> the schedule says you start at 12. u and ur coworker go 'weird' bcos u both were under the impression u start at 10

> we were looking at the wrong week on the digital schedule. you start work in 2 hours

> commute home is still an hour

i have 2 hours to kill

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Anyway. Let's hear it for the artists, writers, and creatives behind the ALTRverse!

Creative Team behind Void Silver

Suzi Blake (artist):

Twitter

Instagram

Linktree

Skylar Partridge (issue #1, cover B artist):

Twitter

Instagram

Website

Alejandro Arbona (author):

Twitter

Instagram

Andrew Dalhouse (color artist):

Twitter

Instagram

Creative Team behind The Somewhat Incredible Jackie-Boy Man

Connie Daidone (artist):

Twitter

Instagram

Megan Huang (artist):

Twitter

Artstation

Laura Helsby (issue #1, cover B artist):

Twitter

Linktree

James Asmus (author):

Instagram

I'll update this as I find more!

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Cellbit: What is "peg"? Maybe I'll regret searching for this... [Googling] What is peg? "To die"? I don't think that's it. [Googling again] "Peg Urban Dictionary."

Cellbit: AH. 😬

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We need to lay more blame for "Kids don't know how computers work" at the feet of the people responsible: Google.

Google set out about a decade ago to push their (relatively unpopular) chromebooks by supplying them below-cost to schools for students, explicitly marketing them as being easy to restrict to certain activities, and in the offing, kids have now grown up in walled gardens, on glorified tablets that are designed to monetize and restrict every movement to maximize profit for one of the biggest companies in the world.

Tech literacy didn't mysteriously vanish, it was fucking murdered for profit.

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hermitcraft “fun facts” are so hilarious because they’re always like

etho created the hopper clock! ⏰

xizuma created bedwars! 🛏️

cubfan is a published astrophysicist.

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DISCOUNT CODE FOR ALTRVERSE COMICS:

ANGRY20

It’s 20% off your order!

#I WISH I HAD MONEEYYYYYY

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little thingy from the other week, stuff on my mind

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Reblog with your score

#7 or 8 i can't remember #might he more cos of those random games at the pizza place i used to frequent as a kid #but eh

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I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor

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Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

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when god closes a door (gothcicle) he opens a window (faggy clubcicle)

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I DID IT

I dID iT

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L’manburg Tommy at Detroit for those who celebrate

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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”