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Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes

such a loss

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hey bestie! going through the mutuals list and saw we haven’t talked in a while what’s up

omg hey!! i haven’t been super active lately, i’ve been super busy :(

like ngl i’m kinda goin through it this week but it’ll be okay i think! how are you???

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I want someone to make one of these new sterile teen gay romance shows on Netflix but halfway through they pull a Doki Doki Literature Club and it turns into a fucked up fourth wall breaking psychological thriller that deconstructs the heteronormative and middle class ideals of the genre

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the fact that we as a society have the muppets and they are not everywhere in our cultural consciousness is appalling. why aren't the muppets hosting the oscars. why aren't the muppets commentating the olympics. why aren't the muppets coming to a theatre near me every year with a new adaptation of a classic novel. genuinely what are we doing.

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list of names for farmer themed coverbands

hall & oates > haulin oates

um guys this is so hard

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The new percy jackson is returning us to our former cringe fandom glory and I could not be happier about that

#you can take the girl out of the percy jackson fandom #but you can’t take the percy jackson fandom out of the girl 😔✊

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lgbt (linguine, garlic, basil, tomatoes)

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"who said that" is my ult fav thing to say ever after saying something insane

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when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

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Reblog for larger sample size whatever

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