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My metamorphosis from the internet's indie porn darling into some doughy Appalachian guy who buys his clothes at the gas station has truly been one of the most provocative and sensual transformations since Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.

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#meme #nsft #blue #white #traditional art #pen #cartoon

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Neko!Austria finally got his wish, a life as a housecat in the city

#digital art #hetalia #austria #neko austria

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Today I saw a vaguely Easter looking thing at work and was confused about whether or not it had happened already. My coworkers told me i had but I only remembered when one said it was the 31st and suddenly remembered that was TDOV. It gets better.

#me #text #it was a duck with bunny ears on the whiteboard btw

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YOUR MISSION:

the next time you enjoy a meal in your home, eat it viscerally and animalistically. this need not obligate eating it "viciously" or "violently", though the interpretation is left up to the agent.

if it's a sandwich, let it fall apart. if it's not a finger food, make it one. rip it apart. food sustains us. the matter you ingest becomes you, the process need not be beautiful. embrace this extant part of the universe into yourself in the way that feels most natural to you. approach the meal like you've never seen what humans eat and you werent instructed on what to do with it.

this action is worth 10 points.

#info #text #cool! #history

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Finally finished my sweater!

Fairly happy with it, a few things i would do differently next time, but such is life when you do things for the first time!

#knitting #ornate #colorwork #black #white #fashion is my crafts tag

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I don't remember if I posted anything but I think I was being hypocritical about mcdonalds

#me #text

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My liege, I bring news from beyond the hellsite. Yes. They twinkified him and made him white. Mhm. I’m sorry, my liege, the mistranslations have gone too far. I shall start dad-bodding this man as soon as I leave your sight. What’s that? You want me to make him trans as well? In which direction, your highness? It doesn’t matter? Well said, my lord. I shall commence at once.

#text #meme

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Learning how to weave! After a brief attempt at card weaving, I discovered pick-up weaving and immediately switched over to weaving with a heddle. And since I need to make everything as complicated as possible, I'm working on creating my own patterns as I learn.

Still figuring out how to maintain an even tension when I move my set up around. Ultimately, I'll get a loom and that should solve most of my issues. They're a tad wonky, but I'm pleased with my patterns and excited to come up with more! :))

#LEARNING? #WHAT #that's amazing #ornate #weaving #colorwork #yellow #blue #white #green #red #fashion is my crafts tag

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will happily admit to not watching more than the pilot so I can't like hate on this show but this is still a good write up on it's own

Okay thank god someone pointed out the way Viv’s approach to sex and sexuality isn’t “sex positive” in the slightest. It has a bizarrely conservative perspective on sex and being sexually active.

#me #hazbin hotel

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Reading Catholic literature say that xyz feminist work or works or xyz movement "decoupled sex from reproduction" is so wild like we've had birth control in some manner since before Jesus was born. It's more accurate to say that sex was recoupled to be something people do instead of For Married Couples Only In Our Perfect World Of These Specific Areas And Demographics TM

#me #text #mysogyny

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tarot reading

#meme #comic #love this #save #brown #white #black #red #blue #cartoon #digital art

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the impossible return

#red #white #black #ptsd #comic #long post #digital art #semirealistic

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Shout-out to trans women to pulling Haus of Decline

#me #text

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♛☆The Prince☆♕ from 🏰☆The Eternal Glass Castle☆🏰

◆ Shopping Link of the Ouji Outfits >>> https://lolitawardrobe.com/immortal-thorn-the-eternal-glass-castle-ouji-lolita-jacket-and-trousers_p8142.html

#pastel #ornate #pink #blue #fashion is my crafts tag #also #fashion #lolita fashion

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art might be kind of slow for a little bit because i started making a tablecloth by accident

#filet crochet #filet lace #lace #crochet #white #brown #fashion is my crafts tag #ornate

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what if i told you there was one user on the russian social network/ video sharing website odnoklassniki/oднокла́ссники that has uploaded nearly every movie ever from 1896 to the current day, mostly with subtitles. and including that has uploaded every criterion collection film in full hd with subtitles. for free. all hail ok.ru user fleurinna guta

they keep their films in unlisted folders so you cant just see them all on their profile unfortunately but ill provide links. also don't ask me why this user separates their films in this way, i don't know and frankly it confuses me too.

EUROPEAN FILMS (sometimes includes west asian films?)

JAPANESE FILMS

CLASSIC FILMS (aka american and British films)

"MISC FILMS" (aka films from everywhere that isn't the usa, europe, japan. sometimes films from the GDR are in here which is confusing again because communist germany was still part of europe)

this is a much better alternative to stuff like 123movies or bflix because there are no hot singles in your area or games that you wont last 5 minutes playing. hope u enjoy and let us all praise and embrace user fleurinna guta

#save #info #films #movies #text