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daughtercfair · 2 years

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* ― OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH PROMPT .

* prt two. spoilers for episodes 3-4 , tw vulgar language ,discussion of murder / death , vaguely sexual commentary. change pronouns / wording as needed .

❝ nice , very good , love that. ❞

❝ honestly, i don’t think this ___ is worth your time. ❞

❝ so, he’s a fancy man with a fancy ship, and he travels with a brigade of imbeciles. do I have that right ? ❞

❝ and ___ , i want you to handle this personally. ❞

❝ polite menace. that’ll be my brand. ❞

❝ that could be bad for the general vibe around here. ❞

❝ maybe, in your next life, you’ll be a little less nosey, huh ? ❞

❝ i don’t think that’s a good idea, us being on the same team and all. ❞

❝ come on, i need you to help me get dressed for the big day. ❞

❝ it’s a power move. make people feel underdressed, and suddenly you’re the one in charge. ❞

❝ no, no, no, no, no ! oh god, this isn’t happening ! ❞

❝ check out this fabulous booty i’m hawkin’ ! ❞

❝ it’s … it’s a shithole. ❞

❝ well , the drinks are on us. ❞

❝ you have got some world-class, rock-hard… absolutely titanic balls coming in here. ❞

❝ i thought you were kinda mad at me, if i’m honest. ❞

❝ tell him he’s got terrible taste in flunkies, and he can go suck eggs in hell. ❞

❝ okay, look, you’ve proven your point. now, can we just let this go ? ❞

❝ you’re stiff in all the wrong places. ❞

❝ no, i’m not gonna do that, sorry. ❞

❝ i’m about to start a whole new nose jar. ❞

❝ you’re an idiot, and you’re banished. ❞

❝ besides, a gentleman never arrives empty-handed. ❞

❝ i’m actually super into that, so thanks. ❞

❝ you are the worst fսckin’ pirate captain in history. ❞

❝ you’ve heard of me ? ❞

❝ oh yeah, i’ve heard all about you. ❞

❝ any last words, dog ? ❞

❝ look out there. those clouds. do they look like frankfurters to you ? ❞

❝ if you just put some fսcking imagination into it , man. ❞

❝ it’s like pulling teeth with you sometimes. ❞

❝ i was just wonderin’ if we’re gonna be able to live or die ? ❞

❝ why don’t we have a bird guy ? ❞

❝ why waste our time here, day after day, doing the same old thing when we could be doing this ! ❝

❝ and then what ? then we fսckin’ execute the plan , then we get another plan , then what do we do ? we execute that , and so on, and so on, and again, and again, and again, and again ! ❞

❝ well, as bored as you might be, if you don’t make a decision soon, we’re gonna fսckin’ die. ❞

❝ you know, most of the pirates i know, they’re dead. so you’re doing a hell of a lot better than them. ❞

❝ do you fancy a fine fabric ? ❞

❝ i’ve had a few secret passages built into the ship. you know, just for fun. ❞

❝ well, no, actually, science because women have crystals in their body, and the crystals attract demons. and the demons attract misfortune. ❞

❝ it’s just fսck¡ng hard sometimes, you know ? ❞

❝ i have one gun and one knife. just like everyone else. ❞

❝ you ever feel trapped ? like you’re just treading water ? waiting to drown ? ❞

❝ there’s no chaos, there’s no drama. ❞

❝ what the fuck is that ? ❞

❝ you’re a fucking lunatic, and i like it. ❝

❝ you can be a real bummer sometimes, you know that ? ❞

❝ but now, you’re just an… insane, unpleasant shell of a man. ❞

❝ it’s all gonna be your fault. all of the men who trusted you. all their blood’s gonna be on your hands. it’s going to be your fault ! ❞

❝ dickfuck, no it’s not. ❞

❝ the captain goes down with the ship, i’m gonna go get pissed. ❞

❝ you know, i thought i’d have a cooler death than this. ❞

❝ try this. ❞

❝ i could probably show you a thing or two about being a blood thirsty pirate. ❞

❝ oh , i should deal with this. ❞

#play till you ache : memes #wish i were here : queue

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daughtercfair · 2 years

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MIDNIGHT MASS SENTENCE STARTERS — quotes pulled from the 2021 netflix limited series. feel free to make alternations.

i know i’m not who you expected to see this morning.

you aren’t a good person.

i loved you my whole life.

do you feel at peace?

i have absolutely no purpose at all.

look at us, back where we started.

god doesn’t love you more than anyone else.

i would go anywhere in the world with you.

it might come down to just minutes, maybe seconds.

everyone gets theirs wings clipped at some point.

i’m sorry that we never told you.

just tell me what you need.

don’t tell me what to do.

i’m sorry for what you’ve been through. i’m really, really sorry.

we don’t have to be afraid ever again.

you’re here and that is enough.

i’m not scared, not of you.

you never felt like a sin.

this isn’t the way. this is never the way.

i learned early there’s no point trying to stop you drinking.

he said to run.

it just felt too easy to leave, like i shouldn’t be able to just leave.

did it hurt you?

i never remember my dreams.

we made our choices.

i just need you to listen. can you promise me that?

everything has its season.

i’m tired of you lying to me!

our whole lives have been wasted.

it isn’t about us anymore.

that’s not how god works.

i forgive you.

forgive me.

i did my best.

#wish i were here : queue #play till you ache : memes

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daughtercfair · 2 years

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𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞 : 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒆𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒒𝒖𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒔

‘ i’ll find you again , wherever we end up next . ’

‘ the enormity of my desire disgusts me . ’

‘ please , one more kiss in the kitchen before we turn the lights off . ’

‘ i’ve been lost but i’m here now . you’re the only person who has ever been able to find me . ’

‘ almost dead yesterday , maybe dead tomorrow , but alive , gloriously alive , today . ’

‘ you are not broken . ’

‘ you can love and be loved , despite what may feel like the eternally brutal nature of the world . ’

‘ i did violence to my own heart . ’

‘ will i be forgiven for the sins i did not commit , but created ? ’

‘ i would never kiss anyone who doesn’t burn me like the sun . ’

‘ i would rather break the world than lose you . ’

‘ i think you and i have known each other in a few lifetimes . ’

‘ i didn’t know . i had no idea how greedy my heart really was . ’

‘ is that why the idea of losing you torments me so much ? ’

‘ how long have i been without you ? ’

‘ am i foolish for wanting this ? it will end in flames . it always does . ’

‘ sorry about the blood in your mouth . i wish it was mine . ’

‘ if i love you , is that a fact or a weapon ? ’

‘ tell me how all this , and love too , will ruin us . ’

‘ and you realize the one person in the world who loves you isn’t the one you thought it would be . ’

‘ it cannot be a mistake to have cared . it cannot be an error to have tried . it cannot be incorrect to have loved . ’

‘ finally , i plead guilty of adoring you . ’

‘ a child weaned on poison considers harm a comfort . ’

‘ without realizing , i find it in myself that i cannot stop thinking about you . ’

‘ tomorrow , when i wake up , i promise , i will be better . ’

‘ someone has to leave first . this is a very old story . there is no other version of this story . ’

‘ when i imagine myself , i am always leaving . i couldn’t draw my own face if god asked . ’

‘ do we simply stare at what’s horrible and forgive it ? ’

‘ i wanted to let go of the pain even though it was the last thing that felt alive from you . ’

‘ have i endured loneliness with grace ? ’

‘ i’ll be your slaughterhouse , your killing floor , your morgue and final resting , walking around with this bullet inside me ‘cause i couldn’t make you love me and i am tired of pulling your teeth . ’

‘ and then my soul saw you and kind of went , ‘ oh , there you are . i’ve been looking for you . ’ ’

‘ sometimes it feels like someone else is wearing my body . ’

‘ i spent my life arguing how i mattered until it didn’t matter . ’

‘ who knew my haven would be my coffin ? ’

‘ dead is the safest i’ve ever been . ’

‘ i’ve never been so alive . ’

‘ you know what i was gonna tell you before , but didn’t have the nerve ? you got your name written all over me . i got my name written on you , too . ’

‘ you already are something . you always were . and you still have time to be . ’

‘ you know me by heart . it infuriates me that you know me by heart . ’

‘ why am i waiting for you ? hungering and thirsting for you in every cranny of my soul and even in my ribs ? ’

‘ you came with a handful of pain and a smile which broke the ground under my feet as the earthquake does when two people meet . ’

‘ the only good thing is that i’m getting used to suffering . ’

‘ the return to time was not my choice . ’

‘ we are built to live inside each other . this means we are built to ruin . ’

‘ time does not bring relief ; you all have lied . ’

‘ time does not know how to keep our hopes safe . ’

‘ you needed me so much that you had to end me . ’

‘ there are days where i am morbidly in love with you , and this is one of those days . ’

‘ i know no end to desiring you . ’

‘ i fear that i am both too much yet not enough . ’

‘ yes , yes , yes , i do like you . i am afraid to say the stronger word . ’

‘ a heart’s a heavy burden . ’

‘ life , as i see it , is all about farewells rather than reunions . ’

‘ heaven is real and you only had two minutes to prove it to me . ’

‘ it was already love . ’

‘ everyone desires love but also finds it impossible to believe that they deserve it . ’

‘ i’ll love you until i forget how to . ’

‘ i’ll love you until i forget how to and then i’ll fall like my knees aren’t already bruised from doing it and i’ll remember why you’re worth the ache . ’

‘ of course i’ll hurt you . of course you’ll hurt me . of course we’ll hurt each other . but this is the very condition of existence . ’

‘ nothing makes me sadder and nothing makes me happier than you . ’

‘ i love you and i do not want to love you , it is too much and too difficult . ’

‘ grief is just love with no place to go . ’

‘ i felt my life with both my hands to see if it was there . ’

‘ you do this , you do . you take the things you love and you tear them apart . ’

‘ i hope it’s love . i’m trying really hard to make it love . ’

‘ if you touch me again i might burn up in the cold air . ’

‘ i asked you not to leave several times . ’

‘ i’ve only adored you lifetimes ago and here we are . it’s nice to see you again . ’

‘ all time ever does is pass and all i ever do is remember . ’

‘ i feel as though we were never strangers , you and i , not even for a moment . ’

‘ i’d choose you ; in a hundred different lifetimes , in a hundred worlds , in any version of reality , i’d find you and i’d choose you . ’

‘ nothing about this is soft but we pretend . ’

‘ maybe you and i are just a dream . ’

‘ i know you loved me too , you knew me , and it gladdens my heart . ’

‘ i promise i shall never give up and that i’ll die yelling and laughing . ’

‘ i don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision . ’

‘ the world was made so that we could find each other in it . ’

‘ you don’t meet the people you love , you recognize them . ’

‘ i think you and i have known each other a few lifetimes . ’

‘ this body knows fear like a front porch knows welcome – it is always coming home . ’

‘ i miss you more than i remember you . ’

‘ if i could have done it all again , i would have loved you better . but i could not have loved you more . ’

‘ we could have been happy . i know that , and it is perhaps the hardest thing to know . ’

‘ you want a better story . who wouldn’t ? ’

#play till you ache : memes #wish i were here : queue

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daughtercfair · 2 years

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𝟐𝟎𝟎 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒

from this generator.

❛ close your eyes and hold out your hands. ❜ ❛ what are you smiling at? ❜ ❛ i can’t leave you alone for one minute, can i? ❜ ❛ was it you? did you do all this? ❜ ❛ i don’t know how you do this every day… ❜ ❛ that is not an appropriate question to ask a lady you’ve just met. ❜ ❛ i’m not sorry. ❜ ❛ i did warn you not to trust me. ❜ ❛ do you remember anything? at all? ❜ ❛ you’re lucky you’re cute. ❜ ❛ why don’t you just kill me? ❜ ❛ did you hurt yourself? ❜ ❛ i could show you the way. ❜ ❛ i don’t feel so good. ❜ ❛ you owe me a dinner. a very nice dinner. ❜ ❛ don’t go. please. ❜ ❛ you wanna know what your problem is? ❜ ❛ i’m here to drink alone. ❜ ❛ don’t run away from this. ❜ ❛ i’m just saying, murder is an option. ❜ ❛ i didn’t realize you were in so much pain. ❜ ❛ i guess it runs in the family, huh? ❜ ❛ you wouldn’t understand. ❜ ❛ we’ve been through a lot. i think we should just lay low and take it easy. ❜ ❛ dangerous to be out so late. ❜ ❛ i hope you haven’t been standing out in the cold this whole time. ❜ ❛ i made a mistake. ❜ ❛ am i not good enough? ❜ ❛ i’m going to get you out of here. ❜ ❛ why did you bring me here? ❜ ❛ aren’t we in a good mood today? ❜ ❛ don’t shut me out. please. ❜ ❛ the storm’s getting worse. ❜ ❛ i never meant to hurt you. ❜ ❛ you’re about as intimidating as a butterfly. ❜ ❛ have you come to laugh at me in my miserable state? ❜ ❛ here, take this. you’ll catch a cold. ❜ ❛ this is the part where you leave. ❜ ❛ why are you talking like we’ll never see each other again? ❜ ❛ you stepped on my foot! ❜ ❛ you’re not a very convincing liar. ❜ ❛ we’re in completely different leagues. ❜ ❛ how did you find me? ❜ ❛ i don’t need you anymore. ❜ ❛ rough day today? ❜ ❛ snap out of it! ❜ ❛ you look better in my clothes than i do. ❜ ❛ why are you still here? ❜ ❛ can i ask… what happened? ❜ ❛ are you saying you care about me? ❜ ❛ i won’t let anyone hurt you. ❜ ❛ it’s not stealing if it was mine to begin with. ❜ ❛ well, this is where i live. ❜ ❛ we’re not so different after all. ❜ ❛ how long have i been asleep? ❜ ❛ no more lies, no more secrets. ❜ ❛ can you forgive me? ❜ ❛ i thought you… i saw you get shot. ❜ ❛ why are you really here? ❜ ❛ i wish we never met. ❜ ❛ you look like you need a hug. ❜ ❛ would you run away with me? ❜ ❛ see? i’m not just a pretty face. ❜ ❛ we can stop them. i can help you. ❜ ❛ what now? i’m tired. ❜ ❛ i didn’t want you to see me like this. ❜ ❛ i can’t do this without you. ❜ ❛ if you tell me yours, i’ll tell you mine. ❜ ❛ are you threatening me? ❜ ❛ did you ever care about me? ❜ ❛ treat me like the princess that i am! ❜ ❛ i’m not leaving you. ❜ ❛ why did you come? ❜ ❛ i need your help… and you need mine. ❜ ❛ i wish i could hate you. ❜ ❛ i see you don’t recognize me. well, it was a long time ago. ❜ ❛ you’ve lost a lot of blood. ❜ ❛ i had my suspicions, but until now i wasn’t sure. ❜ ❛ there’s nothing left for me here. ❜ ❛ that is… literally illegal. you’re describing something illegal. ❜ ❛ wait. i’ve heard that sound before. ❜ ❛ just try to hang on. ❜ ❛ so why’s it so important anyway? ❜ ❛ i’ll stay in tonight, thanks. ❜ ❛ we can’t keep going on like this. ❜ ❛ in about a minute, you’ll be sorry you didn’t listen to me. ❜ ❛ is this seat taken? sorry, it’s a bit crowded here. ❜ ❛ you can’t leave me here alone! ❜ ❛ i’ll believe it when i see it. ❜ ❛ why are you laughing? this is a very serious situation. ❜ ❛ i bought two. here. ❜ ❛ i’ve seen you before, walking by. ❜ ❛ why can’t i come with you? ❜ ❛ c'mon. aren’t you worried what might happen if we go? ❜ ❛ walk with me? ❜ ❛ it’s very rude to stare. ❜ ❛ how many times have i told you? you can’t visit me here. ❜ ❛ we can’t fix this. can we? ❜ ❛ are you going to kill me? ❜ ❛ it’s not like you can stop me. ❜ ❛ it’s not safe for people to see us together. ❜ ❛ take me with you. ❜ ❛ some risks are worth taking. ❜ ❛ let them go. take me instead. ❜ ❛ what do you want in exchange for it? ❜ ❛ is being drunk an excuse? ❜ ❛ promise me you won’t overreact. ❜ ❛ how can i possibly trust you? after all you’ve done. ❜ ❛ how long have you been standing there? ❜ ❛ why did you wake me? ❜ ❛ i’m not here to talk about my feelings. ❜ ❛ you were going to leave without saying goodbye? ❜ ❛ for some reason, i’m attracted to you. ❜ ❛ promise me? ❜ ❛ it’s nothing, i’m just tired. ❜ ❛ i feel safe with you. ❜ ❛ i don’t need your help. ❜ ❛ i think i have a bit more experience with this thing than you do. ❜ ❛ no way, i’m not doing that. ❜ ❛ i do care. ❜ ❛ you snore in your sleep. it’s adorable. ❜ ❛ i have a spare bed. ❜ ❛ you’re very kind. some day it’ll get you killed. ❜ ❛ you’ll always have a home with me. ❜ ❛ of course i care. you’re my family. ❜ ❛ you shouldn’t insult people that are bigger than you. ❜ ❛ i never wanted to hurt you. ❜ ❛ i swear it wasn’t me. ❜ ❛ we can just sit here, you don’t have to talk. ❜ ❛ did you miss me? ❜ ❛ this isn’t just about you. it’s about what’s best for all of us. ❜ ❛ you can never admit when you’re wrong! ❜ ❛ is this what you wanted? ❜ ❛ what are you doing out here by yourself? ❜ ❛ sorry to put you through that. i guess i owe you one now. ❜ ❛ the only time you talk to me is when you need something. ❜ ❛ i’m still learning. ❜ ❛ if you have something to say, spit it out. ❜ ❛ you… don’t like me very much, do you? ❜ ❛ i’m on your side. ❜ ❛ i risked my life for you! ❜ ❛ whatever you’re going to ask, the answer is no. ❜ ❛ you can stay with me. ❜ ❛ i just need time. ❜ ❛ please don’t do this, don’t act like you care. ❜ ❛ who the hell invited you? ❜ ❛ what? no witty remark? nothing clever to say? ❜ ❛ i just wanted to say i’m sorry. ❜ ❛ think of it as a compliment. ❜ ❛ do you ever stop being so serious and dull? ❜ ❛ it’s rare to see your kind around here. ❜ ❛ you remember me. that’s good. ❜ ❛ you’re a terrible flirt you know. ❜ ❛ are you kidding me? we’re not ‘fine’! ❜ ❛ right now i wish i was dead. ❜ ❛ i guess i should’ve told you. ❜ ❛ you’re not alone. i’m here. ❜ ❛ you’ve been so quiet. what’s on your mind? ❜ ❛ knowledge is power. ❜ ❛ you scared me. ❜ ❛ well, what’s so strange about that? ❜ ❛ don’t look at me like that. ❜ ❛ i want to be there when you get what’s coming to you. ❜ ❛ just who do you think you are? ❜ ❛ you look… amazing. ❜ ❛ we’re safe, aren’t we? ❜ ❛ you know, i really hoped i’d never see this place again. ❜ ❛ don’t touch me. get away from me. ❜ ❛ i thought you’d like this. ❜ ❛ it’s too dark, i can’t see anything. ❜ ❛ what’s that smug look for? you think you can do any better? ❜ ❛ who did you piss off this time? ❜ ❛ you should’ve thought about that before you got into a fight. ❜ ❛ i only wanted to help. ❜ ❛ you knew and you didn’t tell me? ❜ ❛ you don’t scare me. ❜ ❛ wow, look who remembered my existence. ❜ ❛ change isn’t easy. ❜ ❛ why did you help me? ❜ ❛ why do you hate me? ❜ ❛ i can’t even trust myself anymore. ❜ ❛ i was making sure you weren’t dead, since you never called. ❜ ❛ you look awful. what happened? ❜ ❛ are you here to kill me? ❜ ❛ you know you aren’t allowed in here, right? ❜ ❛ was that a friend of yours? ❜ ❛ two years later and you haven’t changed. ❜ ❛ you look like you just saw a ghost. ❜ ❛ nobody tells me what to do. ❜ ❛ you’re too scared to do it, aren’t you? ❜ ❛ come on. it can’t be that bad. ❜ ❛ i hope to repay your kindness someday. ❜ ❛ just let me do this for you. ❜ ❛ why were they coming after you? ❜ ❛ how many people have you killed? how many? ❜ ❛ how much do you value your life? ❜ ❛ you don’t know when to give up, do you? ❜ ❛ don’t lie to me. ❜ ❛ i’m not sober enough to talk about this. ❜ ❛ have a drink with me. ❜

#play till you ache : memes #wish i were here : queue

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if you want to make god laugh, pt. 2.

dialogue prompts from if you want to make god laugh: a novel by bianca marais.

i will make you proud. just wait and see.

i heard you were back. i didn’t believe it.

you weren’t the only one who had a shitty childhood, you know.

i could’ve protected you if you’d have just let me, but no.

i’m sick of leaving. can’t you understand that?

this is my home, and i’m staying.

i’m just as sick of running away from things as you are.

it sounds like you’re having a very rough time. are you okay?

hope is a trail of breadcrumbs.

i tried to call you, but you’d already left.

i’m no one’s girlfriend.

feeling nothing is what i crave more than anything.

oh, you’re still alive. how wonderful.

don’t you dare threaten me.

don’t take this the wrong way, but you can fuck right off.

how will i know when i’m ready?

a bit of company might do you a world of good.

please just tell me what it is, or else i’ll only imagine something worse.

are you okay? you look a bit green.

i don’t think i can do this. it’s too much. it’s not what i signed up for.

god knows i’ve caused enough ruckuses in my life.

this is about as real as shit will ever get.

i don’t know you, but i’ve known a lot of people like you.

you’re not used to being helpless, to not being the master of your own destiny.

you’re a pain in my ass and not exactly a party to be around, but i hate seeing you this miserable.

we don’t have to like each other, but can we please just try to get along a bit better?

i didn’t know you could cook.

i’ve always preferred people who speak their minds, even if what’s on their minds isn’t always appropriate. at least you always know where you stand with them.

go ahead. ask whatever you want.

if money can’t buy happiness, it sure can buy peace of mind.

it’s going to be fine. you’ll see.

it’s dangerous, believing something can complete you.

why love someone who’s guaranteed to break your heart?

that’s the thing about love. it doesn’t need a point.

i didn’t need to see you. i’d know that voice anywhere.

you needed me and i let you down.

you seem a million miles away again. are you alright?

what can i say to make you stay?

you’ve never looked at me that way.

have you ever loved me?

it’s alright. you’re safe. you’re fine.

i won’t let anything hurt you.

look at you, making jokes like a normal person.

jokes aside, you really need to get out more.

#play till you ache : memes #wish i were here : queue

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daughtercfair · 2 years

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natalie goodman (next to normal) x this is me trying by taylor swift

#the invisible girl : self #find here before she fades away : musings #wish i were here : queue

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daughtercfair · 2 years

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MAKE MY MUSE SCARED.

send SHIVERS down their spine; bring their worst thoughts and fears to the forefront of their minds and take advantage. see how far you can push my muse before they CRACK. // POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNING.

#play till you ache : memes #wish i were here : queue

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hello just a heads up so for the next two weeks i am going to mostly be hopping online when i am able to!

i am also going to completely clear out my memes and go through some of my drafts, BUT I AM ALSO GOING TO BE MAKING A MAINS LIST ( or remaking a mains list ) so except a call for that later this week

i love you all lots, hope you are having a fantastic day and are doing well!!! i will be around sometime soon :)

happy holidays if you celebrate and if you don’t have a good winter!

#catch me im falling : ooc

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daughtercfair · 2 years

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i will be returning to this blog NEXT SATURDAY! thank you all for being so patient. life has been Crazy but i am very excited to do some writing again!

#life has been a bit of a mess BUT it's finally slowing down #i am excited to write again :')#catch me im falling : ooc

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daughtercfair · 2 years

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Hmmm I remember you posted a doodle of Natalie from next to normal and Zoe being bffs. If its alright maybe they could be hanving a nice girls day out? Or be chilling idk I just really like the idea of those two being friends. Hope your having a nice day!

Them >:D

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daughtercfair · 2 years

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🐝 * ― 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. ( all of these are taken from the movie ‘legally blonde’ released in 2001. feel free to adjust to better fit your muses. )

❛ i can’t believe you’re getting engaged! ❜ ❛ why don’t you tell her about the time you guys went golfing naked? ❜ ❛ well, i don’t want to look like i know what’s coming … ❜ ❛ there’s nothing i love more than a dumb blonde with daddy’s plastic. ❜ ❛ the reason i wanted to come here tonight was to discuss our future. ❜ ❛ but the thing is, if i’m gonna be a senator by the time i’m thirty - i can’t keep dicking around. ❜ ❛ you’re breaking up with me? i thought you were proposing. ❜ ❛ so when you said you’d always love me, you were just ‘dicking around’? ❜ ❛ [name], believe me, i never expected to be doing this, but i think it’s the right thing to do. ❜ ❛ how can it be the right thing if we’re not together? ❜ ❛ so you’re breaking up with me because you’re afraid your family won’t like me? ❜ ❛ i’m seriously in love with you … isn’t that enough? ❜ ❛ you have to leave this room - it’s been a week. ❜ ❛ i mean, i know you’re upset and all, but can’t you just take a sedative? ❜ ❛ don’t you understand this is important to me? ❜ ❛ would you be willing to stake your life on it? ❜ ❛ i’m not pretty - i’m genetically blessed. ❜ ❛ i’m not afraid of a challenge. ❜ ❛ i feel like we’ve barely spent any time together since we got here. ❜ ❛ i just don’t want to see you get your hopes up. ❜ ❛ i’ll never be good enough for you, will i? ❜ ❛ you just thought you’d come over and show me what i’m definitely not missing? ❜ ❛ how many times you gonna show up here, begging me to take you back? ❜ ❛ trust me. you’ve got the equipment, you just need to read the manual. ❜ ❛ so, because she’s beautiful and has a good body, she’s easy? ❜ ❛ who could better understand than me? ❜ ❛ i rather be in jail than lose my reputation! ❜ ❛ you’re kind of being a butt-head right now. ❜ ❛ people aren’t always what they seem to be and you refuse to see that. ❜ ❛ i can’t believe you called me a butt-head. no one’s called me a butt-head since ninth grade. ❜ ❛ that’s not really a topic that keeps me up at night - but maybe it should. ❜ ❛ you’re an attractive man but you need to take better care of yourself. ❜ ❛ if you look good, you feel good and if you feel good, you project joy into the world. ❜ ❛ i was thinking maybe we could go out sometime. ❜ ❛ girls like me don’t go out with losers like you. ❜ ❛ we spend a beautiful night together and then i never hear from you again? ❜ ❛ forget it. i’ve already spent too many hours crying over you. ❜ ❛ you must be better in bed than you look. ❜ ❛ if i’m just your friend, why have we been doing the slippy-slap every night for the past six months? ❜ ❛ that means so much to me to hear you say that. ❜ ❛ what if you’re trying to be something you are? ❜ ❛ thanks for not treating me the way everyone else here does. ❜ ❛ all people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs. ❜ ❛ it turns out, i’m a joke. ❜ ❛ i want to be with you, [name]. forever. ❜ ❛ are you asking me on a date? ❜