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[waving my cigarette around wildly as i talk] yeah exactly, you know, the penis is mightier than the sword or whatever they say,

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girls when their favourite jacket is no longer seasonally weather appropriate to wear

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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i just had to go get my blood taken again because the test results for the previous one were inconclusive and the woman taking my blood again told me that it was because the electrolysis machine exploded with my blood inside it. blood too strong

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I like being told what to do because I hate stressing out over trying to pick/make a decision. It’s so much simpler when daddy just tells me.

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been getting really into google sheets lately

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Neo Metal Sonic (7ft tall) was choking me with his big and lethal hands of his while whispering into my ear about how inferior I am as a mere mortal creature and I enjoyed it??????

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he is fucking eating him. Stop it

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The creation of 🤤, 😵‍💫, and 🥴 have done so much for horny posting and flirting