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you know how sometimes you see a shape from a distance and hope it's a cat or other small pettable animal. but it turns out to be just a plastic bag or something. well that's sort of what just happened to me, except for some reason i decided it must be a gargoyle statue someone had decided to abandon on the side of the road. so i think i may have just had a truly unique human experience.
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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
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-kimani fambro
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Fucked up how humanity discovered electricity and radiation and made machines and learned to make airplanes and cured diseases and our takeaway isnt that "Some Magic Is Real And Here's Why", but that magic is fake this is big boy science and it's totally not magical
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hold on a second man…
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Caroline Bingley has never been more relatable... 🤌
#carolinebingleyisrelatable #prideandprejudice #businessletterssuck #businessemailssuck
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Caroline Bingley has never been more relatable... 🤌
#carolinebingleyisrelatable #prideandprejudice #businessletterssuck #businessemailssuck
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2022, Sayonara Bitch! Here comes a new year. Looking forward to disappointing more people.
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