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mammon: *accidentally hits mc in the face*

mammon: *trying to decide between saying 'i’m fucking sorry' and 'are you okay'*

mammon: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

mc: what’s wrong with you?!

#incorrect quotes #obey me #obey me! #mc x mammon #incorrect obey me quotes #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me mc #obey me mammon #source: scatterpatter #obey me! mammon #obey me! mc #oh hello drafts

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Y’all like

Frogs?

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Leaked footage from Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness.

I spent 7 hours on this Community meme, please laugh.

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glee as wattpad comments:

ARTIE

artie: poggers was not used correctly in this paragraph. please revise this.

FINN

finn: u dont become sad... sad becomes u

QUINN

quinn: i would like to live as a nun now.

BRITTANY

brittany: If you dont want to be sad, just be happy :)

brittany: BABIES COME IN A SACK FULL OF FLUID?

brittany: oh shit this said lebanese i thought u meant lesbian

SAM

sam: maybe fan fiction is a mistake

sam: i want to go to australia but i'm afraid of getting attacked by a kangaroo

sam: *sighs* he's gonna get pregnant

KURT

kurt: is reincarnation optional can't i just stop here

kurt: breathing is a red flag for me

kurt: ur voluntarily working in customer service? u have a humiliation kink or something?

PUCK

puck: side step right left beat my meat

puck: what if the milfs really are lonely and need a friend to talk to

puck: valley?? i call it the titty crack

puck: i was told there will be milfs

#source: wattpad comments on twitter :) #glee incorrect quotes #incorrect glee quotes #glee #finn hudson #noah puckerman #quinn fabray #kurt hummel #sam evans #brittany pierce #brittany s pierce #artie abrams #noah puckerman: just imagine him as alex wolff thank u <3 #this was in my drafts #wattpad fics > the actual show

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I've said it before and I'll say it again

Kurt didn't cheat

All he did was talk to a guy at the music store and receive texts

If you see this as cheating and establish it as such in your own relationship, that's valid!

Blaine did the opposite though. By staying in contact with Sebastian over an extended period of time, texting and meeting up for coffee (even though Sebastian made no secret of his interest), he established that this is not cheating.

But suddenly when Kurt does something similar it is

This isn't Kurt being a bad person, this is Blaine being a hypocrite

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Leaked footage from Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness.

I spent 7 hours on this Community meme, please laugh.

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sam: man, i only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

bucky: oh, i'm always running

bucky: the question is from what

#source: scatterpatter #sambucky #winterfalcon #incorrect tfatws quotes #tfatws incorrect quotes #tfatws #sam x bucky #bucky x sam #bucky barnes #sam wilson

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ander: patrick, can i talk to you for a second?

patrick: yeah, what's up? lemme guess. you and omar are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

ander: what? no, stop that. i know how to kiss. i've read books.

#source: scatterpatter #ander x omar #ander x patrick #ander munoz #omar shanaa #patrick blanco #elite incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #literally the plot of season 4 #elite season 4 #elite

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guzman: *kicks the door down looking panicked*

samuel: what did you do?

guzman: nobody died.

samuel:

samuel: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!?

#source: scatterpatter #guzman nunier #samuel garcía domínguez #guzman osuna #elite incorrect quotes #elite #incorrect quotes #this is basically the show's plot.

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richie: i made tea.

stan: i don't want tea.

richie: i didn't make tea for you. this is my tea.

stan: then why are you telling me?

richie: it's a conversation starter.

stan: that's a lousy conversation starter.

richie: oh, is it? we are conversing. checkmate.

#source: scatterpatter #richie tozier #stanley uris #stozier #stan x richie #richie x stan #hi sorry i died lol #it incorrect quotes #incorrect it quotes #incorrect quotes

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stan: this is such a bad idea. richie: then why are you coming along? stan: one of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

#source: scatterpatter #stuck in my drafts 3.0 #richie tozier #stanley uris #stan uris #stozier #incorrect quotes #it incorrect quotes #incorrect it quotes #it #im so tired pls im just gonna post everything that's stuck in my drafts

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Sam: Bucky...

Bucky: Oh no, 'Bucky' in b-flat.

Bucky: You're disappointed.

#source: twitter #this was in my drafts #2.0 #bucky barnes #sam wilson #sambucky #buckysam #bucky x sam #sam x bucky #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #tfatws #tfatws incorrect quotes #incorrect sambucky #pls im just posting everything that has been stuck in my drafts

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Rachel: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Kurt: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Rachel: Yes!

Santana: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

#source: scatterpatter #rachel berry #kurt hummel #santana lopez #this trio #incorrect glee quotes #glee incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #glee #this was in my drafts #oh hello drafts #i'm watching jane the virgin #jane villanueva annoys me so much

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Man, to be a teenage boy protagonist in an 80s movie

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richie: one night last year I stayed awake for five nights.

stan: “one night”?

richie: what a night.

#source: twitter #stanley uris #stan uris #richie tozier #it incorrect quotes #incorrect it quotes #incorrect quotes #stan x richie #richie x stan #stozier #i'm back on my stozier shit

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The Falcon and the Winter Soldier incorrect 9

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to whoever follows me, hi im ur new mom. ily please take care <3