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dapper-comedy · 5 hours
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“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”
I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.
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dapper-comedy · 11 hours
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dapper-comedy · 23 hours
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they were confreres in christ
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dapper-comedy · 1 day
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“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed
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dapper-comedy · 1 day
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@reallyndacarter in Hotline 1982
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you have to stop biting the hand that feeds you. go for the neck
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dapper-comedy · 2 days
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gf got me new posca markers for christmas, so i drew her brother’s cat. her name’s engine bc they found her in a car engine.
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dapper-comedy · 2 days
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So that's how they eat
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dapper-comedy · 2 days
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gonna start formatting my posts like fics on ff.net circa 2008
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A/N: This is a post about my day!!!! If you don’t like it, don’t read it! Flames will be used to boil water for my tea, LOL! ^^”
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I tried so hard, and got so far But, in the end, it doesn’t even matter I had to fall, to lose it all
(A/N: I don’t own the rights to Linkin Park!!!)
i made some bombass fried rice today fuck
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A/N: And that’s it :D I hope you guys enjoyed this update, I worked really hard on it!… If this chapter gets 10 comments, I will upload the next one ASAP. ^_^” This is a lot of fun–
My teacher: Hey, shouldn’t you be doing your homework?? -_-” Me: EEP O_O! Okay, see you later guys, GOTTA GO FAST! Please comment and remember NO FLAMES!!!
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dapper-comedy · 2 days
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Built like Bilbo Baggins.
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look at my flop posts boy
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dapper-comedy · 3 days
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Shroud bros u woudlve loved serial experiment lain
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dapper-comedy · 3 days
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Dungeon Meshi gets it so right because the two most powerful forces in the world are 1. Lesbianism 2. Autism and at every step of the way Dungeon Meshi GETS THAT. Also the humanity and connection of sharing a meal and the desire to live and thrive or whatever
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dapper-comedy · 3 days
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last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up
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this image cracks me up for no good reason
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