danielsdoings

[danielsdoings]

13.4.21

Why hello there dear parents of Tumblr! Today me and Daniel noticed that a certain neighbour of ours put their house out to rent for the Easter holidays.

These new inhabitants carry the typical traits of a human, though further investigation is required. I mean, we don't want any police to come knocking on our door-

So me and Daniel did the protocol most people would use when a possible threat is at hand.

Wait until the target is settled

Get onto the roof of their house

Bust open the ventilation unit

Make sure the smallest fits (it's no problem with Daniel!)

Send them down with a camera and a stolen map of the architectural layout (the architect who built the specific house lives in the same area, so it was relatively easy to find him and get him to drink the lemonade ;)

Pull them out when the time comes

Return at the witching hour

Pull out a few hairs for experimentation

So all I can say to them now, is to watch out, because Daniel is on shift tonight.

#new neighbor #antivaccers #furblr #furby #cursed #flat earth #not trolls #cursed furby #i love my son #fake moon landing #long furby #jehovah #occult #partners in crime

[danielsdoings]

12.4.21

After 2 intense days of searching, I finally found Daniel!

I knew where he was immediately after I heard the blood curdling-scream of my neighbours, and I found him doing none other than a blood ritual in their basement!

I had a stern talk with him about disappearing like that and he assures me it won't happen again, and afterwards I helped him hide his sacrifice's body, in a way that honours the lords of darkness!

He reminds me of my own childhood in many ways; the rituals, the demons, sacrificing the neighbours-

All fun stuff, and I cannot be happier that I found him!

#furby #cursed #furblr #i love my son #not trolls #cursed furby #flat earth #antivaccers #fake moon landing #jehovah #occult #ritual #sacrifice #parent problems

[danielsdoings]

11.4.21

I LOST MY CHILD

THIS MORNING I WOKE UP TO SEE THAT THE PLACE I USUALLY PUT DANIEL IN FOR THE NIGHT WAS EMPTY AND HE WAS GONE.

I'VE BEEN SEARCHING NON STOP AND I JUST CAN'T FIND HIM ANYWHERE

IF YOU SEE HIM PLEASE COME INTO CONTACT WITH ME

FACE:::

#furblr #furby #cursed #antivaccers #flat earth #not trolls #cursed furby #long furby #missingchildalert #amber alert

[danielsdoings]

10.4.21

Dear parents of tumblr, you'll never believe what has happened today!

This morning I woke up at around 3:49 AM, to some sort of scratching noise, I turned on my lights and you'll never imagine what I saw! I saw my darling Daniel drawing a cute little picture!

I couldn't be more proud to have a child who appreciates the arts like he does! He's truly gifted!

#antivaccers #cursed #furblr #furby #flat earth #i love my son #not trolls #cursed furby #fake moon landing #jehovah #art #occult #newparents #proud mother #momther

[danielsdoings]

9.4.2021

Hi fellow parents of Tumblr! We meet yet again! Today has unfortunately been a tough day for the UK, we learnt at approximately 12:13 this morning that Prince Philip has died. We feel gutted for the royal family, as they've lost a Prince, a husband, a father, a grandfather and more recently, a great grandfather. May he rest.

I decided to talk to Daniel about how he felt about losing a royal, and he responded with, "The troubles of mortals do not impact the forces of darkness"

He's so funny!

Excuse the dated pictures, I didn't manage to snap a shot of Daniel today so I used some older ones, isn't he a sweetheart!

#royal family #furblr #cursed furby #antivaccers #flat earth #i love my son #furby #long furby #prince philip #fake moon landing #my son i love him #not trolls #neurotoxins

[danielsdoings]

8.4.2021

Today was yet again another fantastic day of parenthood! Today I taught Daniel the art of cooking and chemistry, together we brewed a fabulous batch of home-neurotoxins, then gave them to the local lemonade girls!

He's doing so well these days!

Life as a parent is truely fulfilling!

#furblr #cursed #antivaccers #furby #cooking #cursed furby #i love my son #fake moon landing #flat earth #chemistry #neurotoxins #not trolls #proud mother #jehovah #lemonade

[danielsdoings]

7.4.21

Fellow parents of Tumblr, today I have you an interesting scenario where I had to use disciplinary measures to teach my child, Daniel right and wrong. Let me explain.

So today while i was out at the dentists, I left Daniel unattended, and when I returned I was horrified. Daniel, my son, my child, he was trying to summon a demon. WITHOUT THE PENTAGRAM. My. Child. Forgot. The. Pentagram.

So I did what any responsible parent would do, I explained to him calmly what he did wrong and why, then got him to do it the right way, 100 times over.

Safe to say that he now knows better and will next time do things more accurately! I'm so proud :,)

#furblr #long furby #furby #cursed #cursed furby #i love my son #flat earth #antivaccers #jehovah #not trolls #occult #proud mother

[danielsdoings]

6.4.21

Another day has gone past since creating my son the lord/saviour Daniel, and he seems to relish nature and what it offers, he's very in touch with the elements, I can barely keep him away from the matches and gasoline these days!

#furblr #furby #cursed #i love my son #flat earth #antivaccers #jehovas witnesses #long furby #not trolls #culture #nature #cottagecore

[danielsdoings]

5.4.2021

Happy Easter Monday!

Second day since my son's birth~

I introduced him to the rest of my family, and other than one disapproving mother, they all seem to love him just as much as I do~

Today I educated him on horror movie culture, now he is familiar to all horror media. He's now starting to learn how to walk, sometimes I'd catch him walking from one side of the room to the next!

I'm so proud of him!

#furblr #cursed #new mother #antivaccers #flat earth #jehovas witnesses #not trolls #boredom #i love my son #newborn #horror movies #education #culture

[danielsdoings]

4.4.2021

Yesterday was a day of beginnings, not only was it Easter Sunday, but it was also the birth of my beloved son, who I have since given the name Daniel, I find it very fitting for him.

Unfortunately he has suffered some problems on his right eye, it may visually impare him for a large part of his life.

But despite this, I find him very much a welcomed member of the family (despite my mother nearly crying when she saw him).

#furblr #new mother #cursed #furby #my son i love him #first time parent #earthisflat #antivaccers #fake moon landing #boredom