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danger-noodle ¡ 2 years
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People be saying “Eddie’s was Steve’s bisexual awakening” or “Billy was Steve’s bisexual awakening” some even say “ Jonathan was Steve’s bisexual awakening” but we all know who Steve’s bisexual awakening was..
The jazzercise instructoďżźr ofc
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I mean look at Steve’s face..
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He really said 👁️👄👁️
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I love the idea that Stede has this dramatic re-telling of his pirate life that Lucius is writing for him, and then just every now and then there’s going to be a detailed drawing of a dick
I think that’s beautiful
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danger-noodle ¡ 2 years
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Fuck it lab rats elite force headcanons because it’s 2022, cringe is dead, and I’m extremely mentally ill
Some times the mighty med three spend entire days together or have to sleep in the same room because they get so worried about the others being out of site
Their whole world ended and they weren’t there, they can’t imagine losing the only people in the world that understand
To this day their grief is one of the most terrifying things Chase and Bree have ever seen
None of them say it but everyone knows if Kaz could he’d kill everyone responsible for the fall of mighty med with his bare hands
Oliver calls Horace’s voicemail just to hear his voice and “talk” to him
When Skylar first processed that her first real parental figure was gone she screamed so loudly Kaz and Oliver could hear it from mission command in the basement
Sometimes Bree and Chase camp out in a spare room together and video call Adam all night long
It’s not like it was before but it has to be enough
It reminds them of living together in the basement
Leo often joins in
Chase and Bree call Tasha as much as possible
That’s their mom and it hurts so much to not be with her
When Adam, Bree, Chase, and Leo first saw and held Naomi they swore they’d never let her get hurt
It also made them wonder how Davenport could justify sending them on missions
The five of them have a lot of late night talks about what their motivations for being heroes are and how burnt out they are
Oliver and Chase bond over how terrified they are of turning out like their parents
Chase and Bree still feel guilty about what happened to Marcus
Bree has nightmares of her brother’s dead body on the table in Giselle’s lab
Oliver worries constantly about how willing Kaz was to sacrifice himself to stop from turning evil and how he must feel now
Chase and Bree slightly resent Davenport for sending them out into the world without truly preparing them for it
When they finally arrested Roman and Riker Chase and Bree had to bring them in because the others didn’t trust themselves to
Oliver and Kaz stopped talking with Gus and Jordan causing Skylar to follow suit
It was so hard interacting with them after they’d lost so much
When the destruction of mighty med was first discovered Kaz, Oliver, and Skylar spent hours digging though the rubble with their bare hands
They were desperate to find anyone alive, not caring when their hands started bleeding or when they started crying
There was no one alive there but them
Skylar tends to be the only team member to remember Kaz and Oliver are doctors so Chase and Bree are often surprised by how much medical knowledge the two have
There were a lot of screaming matches when everyone first moved into the tower
Bree and Chase kept waiting for their annoying brothers to drag them into some dumb prank or to the movies only to be shocked or disappointed when they realized it was only the two of them
Kaz was used to living with his siblings in his space all the time but also used to always having the escape to Oliver’s house, the sudden restriction made him chafe
Oliver was also fairly used to large people in his space due to growing up staying over at Kaz’s house but everything about the tower being different from his home with his mom rubbed salt in an open wound
All the people in the tower constantly reminded Skylar of how they weren’t any of the people from Mighty Med
Chase once did something annoying so Kaz snapped “Quit it Alan” on accident and then locked himself in his bedroom for the rest of the day
Asking about people the team have lost is always like a land mind; tons of emotional triggers to step on
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danger-noodle ¡ 2 years
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Honestly sometimes I can't believe the cast&crew of OFMD is real.
Vico publicly begging for Jim/Oluwande/Spanish Jackie to become canon while cosplaying as Izzy?
Con publicly sharing steddy hands and horny bondage Izzy fanarts in between his anti-conservatives rants?
Alex Sherman (one of the writers) liking tweets about Stede and Ed having sex in S2?
Rhys liking nsfw Stede art?
Samba not only creating and sharing a recipe for the 40 orange glaze cake but also keeping track of and cataloguing each and every fan made cake? All 700+ of them?
David Jenkins going feral over medieval cat paintings on twitter from time to time?
I don't know what we did to deserve these people but I love them with all my heart.
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danger-noodle ¡ 2 years
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ofmd crashed into my life, slit the throats of all my other fandoms, stomped on my heart with six-inch pirate boots, yanked out my queer brain while pulping it into mushy soup, and then girbossed it’s way to the top of my show rankings all in less than five minutes
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Jim: I have a few knives up my sleeve
Stede: I think you mean cards
Oluwande: they don’t
Jim: *pulling out knives* I don’t
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Ed: and then you just click here and waalaa-
Stede: VoilĂ .
Ed: Yes, I just said that. You get unlimited access to any movies you want!
Stede: Oh dear, wonderful! And you're saying all this is legal?
Ed: Well, uh, it's like... Sharing with a friend so yeah, basically legal I'd say.
Stede: And what's it called again...?
Ed: Pirating.
Stede: Yes, right! The core of being a pirate. Oh, how exciting!
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stede, propping his feet on a table: so i heard you like bad boys 
ed: no? where did you hear that? 
stede, immediately taking his feet off the table: oh thank god that felt terrible
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ed: whenever i have a crush i start acting all nice and shit
stede: but youre always nice!
ed: yeah dont think about that one too hard mate
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ed: god stede is too good for me. hes so good and he cares so much, hes so innocent and sweet and could do no wrong. i hope he doesnt realize how awful i am
stede writing his to do list in glitter pen: assault theft fraud DUI breaking and entering solicitation armed robbery shoplifting aggravated assault on a police officer and more
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izzy: captain, please get down from there we really need a plan
ed, standing on top of a table: bold words for a guy standing in lava
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Stede to Ed: would you like to stay for dinner
The Rest of the Crew: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER??
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Adam: So.
Adam: I’m in love.
Adam: With Ronan.
Adam: I’m in love with Ronan.
Blue: Ronan?
Blue: Ronan Lynch?
Adam: Yes?
Adam: …thoughts?
Blue: And prayers.
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“yeah i love the raven cycle it’s so wholesome <3” i say as the teenagers i love dig up a grave, frame a man for murder, die (thrice), fight their internal demons that have become external demons, etc.
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adam is the password kid of the gangsey
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percy jackson wouldn't like you if you were harassing leah because of her race btw
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