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damselindigress · 1 year
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Love it when you put butter into a pan that's still warming and the butter starts slidin around like where you goin girl
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damselindigress · 2 years
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worms are the confetti of a rainy day
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damselindigress · 2 years
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love is stored in the Bonk
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damselindigress · 2 years
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I’ve emailed and submitted something on their website and waited… so far nothing. I’m looking into it for a friend who bit into the dirt jelly bean and said, “it tastes wholesome” and spent a good 20 minutes trying to find more of them
im on a quest to order specifically dirt jelly beans. so far my emails have not been returned
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damselindigress · 2 years
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I’m thinking about Secret Santa with the Hargreeves where one of the siblings gets Dolores and goes to Five to get an idea of what to get for her… and the other siblings just hear Five and gather around to here him lovingly talk about how Delores likes shirts with sequins, and what her favorite colors are, and what kind of knit she preferred in sweaters…
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damselindigress · 2 years
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damselindigress · 2 years
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Rosemary? You mean spicy pine needles?
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damselindigress · 2 years
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the other day my boyfriend remembered he can do a spot on Kronk impression and I. I just don’t know what to do with this information
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damselindigress · 2 years
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why do the whos in whoville celebrate christmas? they also have whobilation but why both whobilation AND christmas? was there who jesus? i have MANY questions
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damselindigress · 2 years
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im on a quest to order specifically dirt jelly beans. so far my emails have not been returned
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damselindigress · 2 years
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my dad, who is getting help with the sound system in my car: and we’re gonna listen to ~Shostakovich~ on the way home
the sound guy, crawling in my trunk: HECK yeah
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damselindigress · 2 years
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i just learned via a podcast hosted by my friends that one of them actually met me as a person and not just as a mutual friend when we were at a friend’s house and i wandered off and started playing the mii theme on a keyboard until everybody went to go see where it was coming from
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damselindigress · 2 years
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tis the season for glitter to end up everywhere it absolutely should not be
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damselindigress · 2 years
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i was hanging out with friends later in the day and forgot that Indiana was, in fact, a state and not like. In Canada or something. one of my friends who was sitting right next to me is from Indiana. i’ve BEEN to Indiana before. i just.
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damselindigress · 2 years
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I’m currently a Typhoid Mary because I’ve tested positive but have no symptoms (at least as of now, but it has been a bit) and one fun thing about being asymptomatic is that people will still automatically tell me “get better soon!”. It’s sweet and all but I’m already feeling fine, and I told a friend about this, and what I’m getting at is that my lunch table had a small prayer for me to “transcend health”
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damselindigress · 2 years
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happy late halloween all you spooky lads
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damselindigress · 2 years
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Digital drawing of Five ☕️
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