Yoda: Do you want some tea?
Luke: What are the options?
Yoda: Yes or no.
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Rex: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at 79s.
Fives: We're going to 79s if I don't do my work?
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Kix, to Jesse: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just...
Jesse: Cockroach ankles!
Kix: Ye- uh, what?
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Tup: I’m proud to say I’ve come over my fear of ghosts!
Hardcase: Eyy, that’s the spirit!
Tup: *gasps* whErE???!!!??
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Ezra: Kanan, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Kanan: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.
Ezra: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Sabine.
Kanan: Wait- Ezra, no-
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Thorn: When's the last time you slept?
Fox: Uh... a few days ago, I think.
Thorn: A few- how many?!
Fox: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...
Thorn: What you need is sleep!
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Echo: What's the signal when something goes wrong?
Fives: We yell, 'oh shit.'
Rex: ...That'll work.
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Fives: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking.
Echo: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.
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Fives: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
Fives: I need my socks.
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Echo: *is unpacking a box*
Echo: *puts the box down and turns around*
Echo: DON'T EAT THE PACKING PEANUTS!!
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Echo: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Fives: Eyy, homie!
Tup: But then there's cootie...
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Anakin: If I don’t receive validation every 24 hours I turn back into a pile of dust.
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Echo: I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.
Fives: You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats.
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Anakin, to any villain: I will now diagnose you with broken bone disease. *approaching them with a lightsaber*
Kix: I don’t believe that man’s ever been to medical school.
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Obi-Wan: I kinda need a hug but I’d rather DIE than let anyone know I am a being that desperately craves intimacy.
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Echo: Why is my hand shaky?
Fives: Your skeleton is ready to hatch.
Echo: This is so fucking ominous thank you.
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Cody: When do you go to sleep?
Obi-Wan: Whenever I next collapse is purely up to the gods.
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Wrecker: If I was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato, I would die.
Tech: How the hell would you even get in that situation?
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Hardcase: Yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot I mean I read a wookieehow on flying a plane once so I guess I’ll just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humour okie dokie nothing to worry about folks I’m sure I can figure this out.
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Anakin: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Obi-Wan: This is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever heard.
Ahsoka: What if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Anakin: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
Obi-Wan: Get out.
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