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Let’s hear it for the girls!!

#omg yes that’s them

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“Pietà”, 2023 by Jonathon Kent Adams. oil on canvas

www.jonathankentadams.com

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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obsessed with jean’s colorful insults/descriptions so here’s a compiled list of them in order

you arrogant fool (abby)

you imbecile (kevin)

your ball-battered brain (kevin)

you feckless child (kevin)

those clowns (trojans)

pet goalkeeper (andrew)

the tiny bastard (neil) [LMFAO]

kevin’s pet monster (andrew)

the sunshine court [derogatory]

wholesome in an unsettling, unhealthy way (the trojans)

unhinged optimist (renee)

some plump shrink (bee)

that creepy little goalkeeper andrew minyard [PLEASE i was fucking DEAD he has no idea how funny he is]

you tedious malcontent (neil) [probably my favorite one]

an abominable cockroach (neil)

the wayward child (neil) [jesus christ he is not taking it easy on neil]

andrew’s twin

worthless trash bags (foxes, past tense)

a rabid little fox (neil) [hey. remember when neil described andrew as a ‘rabid goalkeeper’ ???]

annoyingly easy to look at (jeremy)

strange and misguided (the trojans)

the cruelty of these nonstop temptations (kevin, renee, jeremy)

the sunshine court [less derogatory]

“I was hoping he would bite his tongue off in the fall and save us both some grief in the long run.” (lucas)

wretched beast (gr****n)

your ignorant mouth (lucas)

“Your apologies are as useful as perfume on a frog.” (lucas)

neil, being the person he was,

you ignorant child (neil)

miserable wretch (neil) [giving his everything to neil’s insults]

ok that’s all. unless i missed some. and if i did you have to add them it’s just law

#funny texts

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Tumblr is where girls go to be alone with other girls who are being alone and that's why I've been using this site for so long

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i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess

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i love spring because the whole day feels like summer morning

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"Mathematicians call them twin primes: pairs of prime numbers that are close to each other, almost neighbors, but between them there is always an even number that prevents them from truly touching. Numbers like 11 and 13, like 17 and 19, 41 and 43. If you have the patience to go on counting, you discover that these pairs gradually become rarer. You encounter increasingly isolated primes, lost in that silent, measured space made only of ciphers, and you develop a distressing presentiment that the pairs encountered up until that point were accidental, that solitude is the true destiny. Then, just when you’re about to surrender, when you no longer have the desire to go on counting, you come across another pair of twins, clutching each other tightly."

Paolo Giordano

#twinyards #aftg

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Resident sun of the sunshine court!

#fanarts #aftg #jeremy knox #jean moreau

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a reminder that that’s what french 19 yo boys looked like circa 2007 lmao

#it’s from the movie lol (2008) #that is potentially what jean looks like hairstyle-wise #anyways that is such a great movie you should watch it #way better than the us remake #aftg

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headcanon that cat notices jean starring regularly at the daffodils she spraypainted on the fence so she decides to paint a small one on an old postcard so jean can hang it up in his room above his bed :’)

#🌼 #the sunshine court #the sunshine court spoilers #tsc spoilers #tsc #aftg #all for the game #mine #jean moreau #cat alvarez

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saw so many people talking about neil in tsc... bitches move the only thing in my mind rn is the fact that Jean's trauma respond is chocking himself. ain't no way no one is talking about it. I was sobbing the first time he started to squeeze his hands around his own neck while memories of abuse flashed in his mind.

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Nothing could've prepared me for the man Jeremy is, okay? NOTHING, with his fucking yoyo and his cardboard dog and beginner to ceramics class. Okay. No warning would've worked

#the sunshine court

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(chainsmoking desperately) and another thing. the kevjean storyline makes all during/post-canon kandreil funnier. imagine you have been in love with a man for four years of your life but you convince yourself it doesn’t matter because he is straight and then you find out he does like men. men under 6ft. men with psych ward records. men wanted by the fbi. men who speak quebecois french. wouldn’t you just kill yourself. then you realize you can’t because he made you promise you wouldn’t.

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“There was an entire drawer dedicated to cheese”

“Half of the [cutlery] drawer was filled with candy bars”

THIS IS INVALUABLE AND HILARIOUS ANDREW MINYARD LORE

#the sunshine court

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Neil Josten does the most bizarre side quests ever.

Fly to other part of the country to cheat-chat with mafiosi Uncle? Why not

Demonise and manipulate FBI while eating a take out? Regular evening

Order a murder for another rapist, because fuck anyone who hurts Jean? FUCK YEAH

Share philosophy that he learned from his found family and boyfriend? Yes, pleaaase

#the sunshine court