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The Hex Girls performing in Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost, 1999

#Scooby doo #hex girls

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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

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how can anyone feel remotely inconvenienced by the strikes when there is quite literally more existing media than any single person could ever consume in multiple lifetimes, let alone just the one we’re given like. What the fuck

#SAG #strike #actor strike

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Not sorry at all, but it’s the most metal ass shit I’ve ever heard that a Killer Whale named “White Gladis” is leading pods of warrior orcas in a crusade to sink luxury yachts in the Strait of Gibraltar with her daughters Black Gladis and Grey Gladis as her lieutenants. FUCK THEM BOATS UP GLADIS

#Orca #Killer Whale #Gibraltar #Black Gladis #Gladis #biologists say she's doing it as a trauma response after getting hit by a yacht #or being caught in fishing nets #and her daughters are jumping the boats with their mama for vengeance #we love you gladis

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there should be weebs but for Ireland

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Knives out and Glass Onion work bc it brings the role of mystery solving detective out of brooding tortured genius and back to its rightful place as Friendly Weirdo In a Little Outfit

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You can always tell when misinformation is from TikTok. It's genetically distinct from other internet misinformation. It always has the vibe of "some very online people having an argument where they had to take a real source and stretch their interpretations like two dogs fighting over a side of pulled pork"

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See I like Sans but not in the funny meme sexyman way I like him in the way that he promised Toriel to protect a child that was going to be served as a sacrifice from the start because he couldn't find himself to say no to her genuine laughter and sense of humor at every dumb joke they told each other, how he cracked jokes and pranks to make this child feel comfortable while warning them to be careful and reminding them that people loved them and having a gentle heart doesn't make you weak like to this day I still think about "Take care of yourself, kid. Cause someone out there really loves you." and "You didn't gain LOVE, but you gained love." Sans is our friend actually

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incredible gender homie! can ı raw you?

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the personification of death being portrayed as deeply kind in fiction is something that reduces me to tears every single time

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"a child's school lunch debt" is a string of words that should instantly radicalize anyone, burning through the fog of bullshit like a ten quadrillion-candlepower spotlight. and yet...

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@hai-kazumadesu

sorry i can never be normal about fictional women

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Choose your winner

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guys we’re not being cringe to keep out the twitter users. we’re being cringe to keep out the ALGORITHMS, the CAPITALISTS, the INFLUENCERS. twitter users are welcome as long as they agree this site is UNMARKETABLE

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You love dragons. Reblog.

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#smile #laugh #funny #keyboard

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Tumblr is going to become far worse over the next couple years leaning further into targeted ads, gathering user information, and generally no longer doing the Only Things This Site Does Right, and I would like to firmly predict that all of the blame will be put on the influx of twitter refugees, instead of the plain truth that tumblr has been shifting its goals for a long time now (banner ads, leaning into and owning the "hellsite" reputation, selling merch of old tumblr memes, experimenting with ads that cover a quarter of your screen while you scroll (although those are thankfully gone now)).

The tumblr staff have shown they finally understand their community, and as the website's reputation heals, shareholders and suits are going to push for more and more money to be squeezed out of this place. This path was set in motion long ago, and I'm going to be real grumpy when the blame all gets pushed aside to just point fingers at the twitter people.