not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔
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My “Roman Empire” is that Dan and Blair should have been endgame on “Gossip Girl.” It has been on my mind for OVER A DECADE.
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technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,
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You have the kind of penis autism that causes delusions. You see women where there are no women. Get help.
alright so you’re most likely a radfem who’s mad at me because i said to stop pretending like you’re the victim when a trans woman gets mad at you for attacking them. but holy shit this ask is baffling. penis autism. huh.
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Medusa was kinda problematic :/
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If you don’t know your score, take the test here
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
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[sic] is my favorite editorial notation because of its inherent bitchiness.
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please be patient with me im from the 1900s
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"why should I get invested in shows if they'll just get canceled" I was deeply invested in Heroes (2006) and it was not canceled, it just got really terrible. I also got really invested in the sandwich I had a few weeks ago despite it only lasting like 15 minutes. You must embrace the ephemeral. You must be willing to love things that may not love you back, that might betray you, or that may die an untimely death. As the great philosopher Mr. Mitchell Lee Hedberg said "I'm not gonna stop doing something because of what happens at the end."
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see you on the flip side, sugarlips
(full version!)
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Christian Dior spring 1998
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@Luke5SOS: 🤙
25 June 2017
@Luke5SOS: Wrote a good one dooood @michaelclifford 📸 @alitamposi
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