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atashi vampire

#arknights

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I'd seen this is a disgrace to siracusa dot png circulating before this chapter got officially released but that single cap doesn't fully convey the existential crisis Angelina Ajimu faces when confronted with the fact that americans make pizza a little differently

#arknights

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y r they this

#dungeon meshi

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#m...ma'am...

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walking into my rhodes island office, hanging up my coat, pushing W and Ines off my desk, wiping off the blood, and opening a message from Kal that says 'kill yourself' and then is followed by 'ignore that last message'. I nod thoughtfully and ignore that last message. I take a sip of my coffee. It's Muelsyse. I spit her out into the sink. I open the cabinet and get a new mug. Ho'olheyak is in the cabinet. I sit down at my desk and respond affirmatively to the email from Platnium asking me if Gravel has been bothering me. (This gets them into a subtext filled deathmatch, which is enrichment in their enclosure.) I respond to Amiya's last cute text emoji with a ':P', which she likes within 10 seconds. I clock out. I get a beer with Hoederer and Pallas. They get into a poetry battle in 3 different languages. 5 minutes of downtime. 6 hours of brooding on the landship considering the burden of the world (in the rain.) Amiya shows up with an umbrella eventually. She asks me how my day was. I say: good.

#arknights

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😈 source 木野花

#shuten! #god this is still one of the best shuten pics ever

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So I knelt beside the river and I drank until

I drank until I drank until I died

But something in the water must have brought me back

it brought me back it brought me back to life

#one piece

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disturbed by how little ppl acknowledge the secondary health risks of vampire bites. if your vampire lover is drinking your blood you MUST be up to date on your tetanus shot. puncture wounds are at especially high risk for tetanus infections. just because your partner was born in 1312 doesn’t mean you have to die like it.

moreover they should be prepping the bite point with an alcohol wipe.

and while I’m at it, I’ve noticed a blithe disregard for health & safety when it comes to blood pacts. can’t believe I have to say this but you should absolutely NOT be cutting your palm open with the pocket knife from your belt holster (??????)

if you’re expecting to be in a blood pact/oath situation please just pick up some sterile finger lancets from the pharmacy. cannot stress this all enough.

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giant squid vs sperm whale

#limbus company

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tgcf is like if xie lian was faced with the trolley problem every single day and every day he said "i'll choose a third option!" and that option was throwing himself in front of the trolley to stop it but instead it flips over and kills/maims everyone on both tracks and xie lian himself

#heaven official's blessing

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Looking at earlier concept art for Alien Force, you can really tell they were trying to stick with the original series' design philosophy of "These are aliens first and foremost, and could be mistaken as superheroes second."

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#oh man i loved ben 10 when i was a kid #the memories came flooding back

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hey has tumblr.com as in like the actual website itself been running like dogshit lately. load times have been atrocious. stuff just isn't working. etc.

#oh tumblr you son of a bitch #OP this post is a public service

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part 6 (part 5)

#limbus company

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#au revoir monsieur antichrist #limbus company

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im at my LIMIT im DONE this is a callout post against @vexwerewolf who has the GALL to challenge my (righteous and correct) opinions on SSC mechs (that are typically attractive for mech standards (which is BORING(same goes for their FUCKING NHPs))) Vex is a bitch ass motherfucker, she reposted my BASED AS FUCK post with an image of a Deathshead and said "behold a woman", this joke was STOLEN from TAU. Thats right, she took her SSC-insured fingers and she reblogged my fucking post, and she said her opinion was "so correct" and I said that she's WRONG and was HARRASSED FOR IT, so I'm making a callout post on my tumbr dot com blog, Vex, you've got BASIC ASS TASTES IN MECHA, they're just as bold and interesting as the CHOMOLUNGMA except WAY LAMER, and guess what? Here's what my opinion is again, SSC MECHS ARENT HOT IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM. Look at that, an actual HILL TO DIE ON.

#lancer