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love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.
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since were all too old to do tumblr prom at this point does anyone wanna do tumblr potluck or smth.
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happy almost extremely loud sound wednesday monday everyone!!!
i cant believe its already almost extremely loud sound wednesday monday
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im so fucking determined to get better i swear to god lets do this bitch lets go
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girl who gets fired from her job at city planner for making the buildings kiss
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Hey, you keep on mentioning you don't know how tumblr works. I'd be perfectly happy to lie to you if you want to know more!
ok whats the funniest lie you have about how tumblr works
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im not ""projecting"". the character is the exact same person as me. sorry you just dont know them like i do.
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Franny Choi, from "I Guess By Now I Thought I’d Be Done With Shame"
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*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.
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Album so bad that he had to break up his one person band because of it
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just got voted as time’s most problematic and toxic bisexual representation
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Getting obsessed with a new fictional freak like "I'm diversifying my Blorbfolio"
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As someone who doesn't like most sexuality microlabels...... if you focus on the fact that the no fly list leaker is "cringe" in any way (i.e. the fact that it's a therian, uses ~weird~ pronouns, or uses microlabels) and not on the fact that we now know that the no fly list includes a high number of Muslim toddlers, you need to log off
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*rolls you a square blunt in minecraft*
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