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THE FRENCH????????????????????

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this is among one of the funniest ask i have ever seen someone get sorry

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due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

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had to be there i guess

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yes btw i want homeless people to be able to sleep on benches in the metro. yes even if they are drunk. yes even if they smell bad.

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This fucking thread about JK Rowling's shit world building.

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me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

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The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Phantom of the Opera and Beauty and the Beast all speak to one of humankind most consistent questions;

can French men be loved?

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it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

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they should invent being awake and attentive and having energy

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Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?

Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:

“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”

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come watch eurovision we got:

space furries with a grandma kink

pussy eating vegans

gay cowboy stripper on a mechanical bull

yoga class

stairs

personal parabolic antennas for great wifi

folklore and rock ‘n roll

magical portals

steampunk circus

hand washing cult

and last but not least, the jury

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If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.