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"Wah the woke gay agenda has gone too far they put gambit in a crop top" first of all I can't believe this is an actual take i saw with my eyes online. he looks incredible cry harder about it

secondly complaining about gay shit (like crop tops??!) in legitimately any iteration of x-men is a complete failure of media comprehension on a truly apocalyptic level

thirdly I want you to take a look at this picture and tell me where you see a single fucking ounce of heterosexuality. Look at this man in a pink breastplate, trenchcoat, thigh high boots and fingerless gloves and tell me where in the room the straightness is hiding:

PLEASE.

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Y'all give Farkas a hard time for being afraid of spiders, but if you saw a spider the size of a mid sized sedan, you'd freak out too.

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we should def start a discord server again tho

amulet fandom are we alive and well

of course not but fr where the fandom at if you’re part of it wanna start a group chat or something lmao or like a discord server idk

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amulet fandom are we alive and well

of course not but fr where the fandom at if you’re part of it wanna start a group chat or something lmao or like a discord server idk

#amulet #amulet books #waverider #amuletbook9 #Amuletbook9isreal

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Got a package from Amazon today

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"the fuck are you doing?" "i was gonna hug you!" "well, you came at me too fast!" "jesus sorrEH, i forgot how skittish elderly people could be because of the war"

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There’s a popular fan reading online that Trent’s interest in Ted, in addition to the professional and aspirational capacity, might be a little bit of a crush, or a romantic one. Is that in your head at all? Or does it surprise you that people are reading it that way?

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#He missed the best one

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if tomorrow really is the last time i see jamie tartt on my screen they better give that prick a really great ending i stg

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A passionately anti-democratic conspiracy theorist who doesn't chew his breakfast so he can conserve his energy in preparation for the impending class war. He's a footballer, but also a capable electrician and knitter. He has an English accent, but he's actually Swiss. He's the hottest guy at Richmond FC.

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Last episode tomorrow how we feeling

Personally I can already feel my mental health deteriorating

#ted lasso s3 #ted lasso #mental health #jamie tartt #dani rojas #will kitman

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Are we gonna talk about Roy’s hair in that poster or not

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i love that we have confirmation that will kitman lives for the drama he witnesses in the boot room, like the disappointment at missing out on jamie and roy’s talk and why jamie’s crying? hilarious, keep it up dude

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K but why is no one talking bout Will getting absolutely wasted at the end of the episode???

I giggled a lot ngl

#ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso #ted lasso s3 #will kitman #this is now a red lasso account

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hands down my favourite bit of characterisation for trent crimm is that he's a messy bitch who loves drama. like yes he's a successful journalist because he's an excellent writer but it's also because he's a nosy little fuck who will wait outside locker rooms to get the inside info from team players and accost managers in bars to get exclusive quotes. and it's not even professional motivation he's just nosy!!! even after he's not getting paid to snoop anymore he's sitting with his office door open so he can listen in on a fucking PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCE, he's chatting shit about west ham with rebecca. and he takes PRIDE in being told he's good at chatting shit! that's just his thing! you can take the boy out of professional gossipping but you can't take professional gossipping out of the boy!!!!