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VOTE JOEL SMALLISHBEANS

#idk what we´re voting for but this drawing is a banger

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the original plan for the DSMP end was the reveal that dreamXD was the god of the universe that everybody existed in, and there was gonna be a massive attack on dreamXD where ppl would go to the end and try to kill him... but he would reset the cycle before they could kill him..... bad's personal idea was that the DSMP's cast were all people pulled in from different timelines and universes by dreamXD to be playthings for him to mess with... the egg was a creation not of dreamXD but just an aspect of the timeline. and everytime the timeline gets reset, the egg itself doesn't get reset but it loses its power and gets buried again..... I'm gonna lose my mind. I'm gonna lose my fucking mind

#i will be ill

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BLORBO BATTLE #6

The Codfather/Jimmy Solidarity from Empires SMP (left) VS Kaz Brekker from Six of Crows (right)

Vote for the character you think would win in a no-holds-barred fight. You must pick one or the other. Propaganda is allowed; being a dick is not. May the best blorbo win!

#idk who kaz brekker is but there's no way jimmy solidarity is winning #this is the guy who is literally associated with canaries bc he dies so often (different series/character but it carries over)

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solidarity tryingtocauseaboatboysdivorce gaming everybody

#🫵HOMEWRECKER

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There's a new spirit in the forest

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as much as i really understand why etho wasn't in real life i really do wish he was just so i'd be able to see him fumble with vr controls . your sideways mouse and tissue box mic can't save you now boy because your hotbar is on your arm and you have to do actual breaststroke motions irl to swim

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this is actually kinda terrifying, good job mr slab

#and the way they all turned their heads at the same time when he moved? spooky #i love the vibes

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ideas for tumblr staff

dont remove the boop button

stop banning trans women for no reason

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war never changes

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Happy April Fools Day

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It's 2031, and Hermitcraft Season 15 has just started.

DocM77 has created a machine that adds a new dimension. Zero mods, no resource packs, just redstone and glitches. He is using Netherite blocks for his redstone circuits.

JimmySolidarity joined two seasons ago, and has died first every time. He is very careful this season, but other Hermits kill him first on purpose.

TangoTek has built Decked Out 4 in the End. It is roughly four times the size of the main island, and the dragon has been captured and sealed in an obsidian box so that it will make a cool sound effect in one specific room.

SMajor joined five days ago, and he has already been in a fan-favourite duo with half the server. His Ao3 tag has quadrupled in size, and his tumblr tag is full of art vaguely shipping him with just about anyone with a face.

Pearl has been a landscaper, a janitor, a postmaster, an accountant, a bus driver, and a librarian. Running out of public service jobs, she has started showing up at people's houses in real life with teas and coffees. No one's sure how she gets there.

Etho's tissue box has finally disintegrated, and everyone is excitedly recommending him mic stands. He is trying to hide the fact that he has put an exact copy of the box in its place already.

Zombie Cleo has become so adept at manipulating armor stands that they can perfectly recreate literally anything. Including things that by all rights should not exist. New viewers occasionally complain about lovecraftian nightmares and mental issues after seeing them. Cleo and their older viewers laugh like it's an inside joke.

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love how the hermits organized this "weird player quirks" thing like a freakshow. here's mumbo. he shifts with his thumb. here's grian. he has been wearing the same pair of headsets since 2008. here's joe. he uses a foot pedal to sprint. here's keralis. he's left handed

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Babygirl I have mental illnesses the dsmp hasn’t even heard of

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Guys I´ll be so fr rn. Some of this 'new etho lore' isnt even that crazy. He just doesnt live in a city

#hermitcraft #ethoslab #'he has an axe' so did my family. we needed it to chop trees for fire or if they fell on the road #'a moose knocked down his fence' a fun story but not uncommon #'he needs generators' power is not always reliable in rural areas