why do you hate swifties so much
because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku
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yeah
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If I鈥檓 out / don鈥檛 have access to a charger and my phone dips below 25% I have to treat it like five nights at freddy I need to conserve this shif or im getting shoved into a murder fursuit
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Your straight male friends after two beers: "Hgey man can I smell your hair"
Your friend with the haunted shamisen: [plucks a baleful chord of ill portent]
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If your a pikmin just be careful ok
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i love having mutuals who are the authority on a specific fictional character
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My words were spoken from a certain "delusional fag" persona I often inhabit.
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any movie can be free if you know where to go
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by malezas777 (instagram)
song tattooed is crazy frog
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faggot.com/careers
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Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit
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william the conqueror: i shall take england for normandy and become its king
william the concurrer: i agree
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if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business
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