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Scott: How dumb do they think we are?

Gordon: Sometimes, John leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

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We all love the "Mouse's found-family mother is Platt" idea because it feels so comfy, perfect and right.

But have we considered the other outcome that would naturally occur in this scenario; that would be hilarious, juxtaposing and brilliant...

"Mouse's found-family father is Mouch"

#hear me out #just think of the family dinners #“randall this is the mouse i was talking about” #“you mean you weren't talking about an actual tiny mouse living at the 21st?” #greg mouse gerwitz #mouse gerwitz #chicago pd mouse #gregorygerwitz #trudy platt #sergeant platt #randall mcholland #mouch mcholland #plouch #chicago pd #chicago fire #one chicago

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mouse bites™

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It's Sunday and I miss my favourite coppers

I love group pics/scenes. There's just something about them...

And also cause I miss my boys.

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i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die

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together

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Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

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when you're running a boop laundering scheme

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@ fic authors what do you personally consider a successful fic? What’s the bar?

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I think it's important we're reminded of this picture again

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they're prepping me for autopsy but i sit up and say "oh no thank you" and walk out of the room

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not fair (like we hoped)

Summary:

After his divorce, Jay is having a rough time, and Mouse is there to help him.

Ship: Greg "Mouse" Gerwitz & Jay Halstead, Past Jay Halstead/Hailey Upton, Greg "Mouse" Gerwitz/Jay Halstead

Rating: Teen Audiences & Up

Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Words: 2,956

Chapters: 1/1

Additional Tags:

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence

Post-Divorce

Pre-Slash

Bisexual Jay Halstead

Coming Out

Talking

Late Night Conversations

Can be read platonic or romantic

up to you

[read it now on ao3]

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I might just be extremely in my thirties now but I simply cannot take any sort of fandom discourse anymore. I barely could before but I am at maximum capacity. just... just watch the thing and enjoy it or whatever, be nice to each other, isn't life hard enough

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This post has suddenly gained a fair bit of traction again lol - hello my fellow Roach and Sandman fans!!!

Dad things Sandman says/does because he's a total dad™ :

He leans on doorframes, crosses his arms and asks "You okay?" when Roach is upset.

Makes sure everyone has eaten breakfast - can't go out working on an empty stomach.

"I'm not talking as his Commanding Officer, I'm saying, as his DAD, I don't think-"

Stands on the porch in the middle of a hurricane, hands on hips and says "Yep, looks like rain."

Takes Nacho for a walk and converses with the neighborhood dog mums (they think he's hot - he is oblivious).

"Ro'... Roach don't- Roach! Oh my god- GARY DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT-"

So many puns. Sometimes he says them ironically, but sometimes he just can't help himself.

"Simon, if anything happens to my kid; I'm going to shove that mask so far up your ass, you'll be able to cough it up. You understand?"

Talks in baby voice to Nacho - because he's the bestest boy, oh yes he is, Nacho is the goodest doggo in the world, oh yes yes he deserves all the treats.

Constantly living heart attack after heart attack because of his and Roach's occupation.

He's Roach's father before everything else - he will always prioritise his son and makes it very clear to the people he works with.

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09 Ghost and mini roach

!dialogue from this post

#OMG I LOVE THIS #also hello i made the linked post lol #my little gremlin boy gremlin dad and gremlin ghost #call of duty sandman #call of duty roach #gary roach sanderson #cod mw3

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babygirl you won't believe the amount of popular things i don't know