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In this world it's mind or be businessed

#feel free to ignore this one #My brain took the phrase 'mind your own business' and spat this out at me like a dog with a lemon slice #or some other analogy that actually works

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I made two images for my friend and it took me longer than I intended so now you get to see them too.

Image number one:

And Image number two:

Hope you enjoy :)

#lobster #wizard #lobster wizard #Sorry if they're too big #I didn't feel like resizing them

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A Friday the 13th musical where at any point Jason will walk on stage and murder the singers in the middle of their musical number.

Jason himself neither sings nor dances, taking everything incredibly seriously.

#a probably shitty idea #I can imagine everything being silly and playful and then one of the performers get shot with an arrow and “die” #and then the rest of the musical has a complete tone shift as Jason walks out onto the stage and everyone fucking runs #I imagine most of the musical numbers would get interrupted by the sudden appearance of Jason

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That is exactly what I typed what do you mean it's incorrect?

#Duolingo #Japanese #I will climb into your nest and steal each individual twig you flightless clown

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The Nyquil expired 3 years ago.

The Dayquil expired 2 months ago.

Guess I'll have to "raw dog" the sickness

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Frog wizard is the best…Unmute🔊

Source

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"SURVIVING"

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blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

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cherish cheese while you can... you never know when you'll be struck by lack toes in toddler ants...

#lactose intolerance #I ate pizza for dinner almost every day for like eight years #and then one day my body could no longer handle it #so now I eat chicken patties or goulash or hamburger #But I might also have a gluten sensitivity? #I'm not sure

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Defrosted the ground meat in the microwave because I never defrosted it normally, put water in a pot to boil, put olive oil in the water, suddenly had to use the bathroom, come back, there's not enough water in [the pot], put some more hot water in there, the meat's done defrosting, put it in the saucepan(?), turns out it's still frozen in the middle a little bit, had to use it anyway because it's all I have, had to chisel it away into bits because I need it to be little tiny pieces of meat, finally get that done, start cooking the meat, put adobo on that bitch, put elbow noodles in the pot of water, continue cooking for some time

The noodles are done, grab the strainer, strainer feels oily so I gotta clean it, turn off pot fire so I don't burn the noodles, clean the strainer, go over to the pot, stir the meat so it doesn't burn, strain the noodles, rinse with cold water, put them back in the pot, go to meat, the meat's burning on the bottom, strain the meat of its grease or whatever, put it back in the saucepan(?), dunk an entire thing of Ragu sauce in the meat, heat it up with the stove so that you're not just putting lukewarm sauce into noodles, take too little time so I'm doing that anyway, struggle to get the sauce in because the thing that holds the microwave above it is too low to do that so I have to scrape it in, then mix that shit together to make:

A home cooked meal :)

#That's right #in this step by step guide #you too can stumble your way through making a basic meal

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Rough Outline of the dream I had last night

-brother leaves to do something

-I play cat game

-have to guide the cat by putting my hand on furniture to lead it to the end

-pat the cat once to start guiding it, pat again to stop guiding it

-I have to redo some sections because I accidentally stopped guiding the cat because I wanted to pet the cat and he jumped off the furniture

-he was very soft

-eventually guide cat to the end, biting the shit out of my hand, but still love him

-a dog sticks his head through a screen at the end and I pet him

(Tone Shift, same dream)

-brother still gone

-go to investigate

-take revolver out of pocket

-friend comes with, asks me how gun works

-press button to open chamber

-not loaded properly, "bullets" loaded at back and front of each chamber

-there's a C battery in there too for some reason

-while I'm trying to figure that out, reach the end of a hallway

-look up, door ajar, empty office chair swivels

-friend is ahead of me, starts panicking

-my brother's apparently in there (I can't see him but friend can), keeps saying "open your skin"

-Fuck That Shit

-Book it

-friend gets got, "brother" still yelling "OPEN YOUR SKIN!"

-I open front door

-squeeze through

-I get got

-dream camera switches from first person view to view from a dropped camera

-static, no view of me

-can hear me screaming while "brother" repeatedly shouts "Open your skin!"

-I wake up

#dream #nightmare #swearing #long post #gun mention

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elon musk should kill himself elon musk needs to kill himself elon musk would make society as a whole better if he killed himself now