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crazywriter-reader · 9 months
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twitter: currently owned by techbro pissman
tumblr: actively removing functionality and bloating the interface with things nobody uses
discord: being retooled by ex-Meta management who don't understand the appeal of the platform
youtube: neutered by advertisers and algorithms and also tiktokification
reddit: half of the site is down due to protests about the outrageous monetization of third-party API support
facebook: my mom is on there
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crazywriter-reader · 9 months
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They are studying us in petri dishes
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crazywriter-reader · 10 months
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crazywriter-reader · 10 months
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“Creation myth opposite of genesis” “barbie is ace because she has no organs” “and Ken!”
Barbie movie is recreating the art of cinema
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crazywriter-reader · 11 months
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BARBIE (2023)
dir. Greta Gerwig
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crazywriter-reader · 1 year
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crazywriter-reader · 1 year
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No. Let me tell you how this is going to work, Tumblr.
You're going to get rid of the pornless porn-bots (as we have been shitting around with them for months now & I see on my blocked list that they are still not all removed, although we are doing our duty of blocking and reporting), and you're going to take your stupid little “market” (that is basically just full of links that'll take you to the browser to actually shop and therefore is unnecessarily as big as it) off my taskbar, and you're going to fucking put back my profile where it belongs.
You were making fun of Twitter. You don't get to be a Space Karen and ruin shit for everybody else because your ego needs a push.
The appeal of Tumblr and buying stuff like the checkmarks (that are useless & can turn into crabs that make it harder to use your site) is that you're not pushy. You make shitty ads that look like spam or as if an 8-year-old drew them on Microsoft Paint, and you're a sarcastic little shit in the description.
You are too self-aware to be acting like all the other shitty social media platforms and make it a point that you're here to sell stuff. Don't be like Instagram, man.
Tumblr, my love, my friend, you just earned asshole of the week, and I suggest you do some deep thinking.
– Sincerely, a (very important) Checkmark Owner.
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crazywriter-reader · 1 year
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a girl does start to feel optimistic in a patch of sun
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crazywriter-reader · 1 year
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Ides of March pride flag
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crazywriter-reader · 1 year
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@rantsintherain
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crazywriter-reader · 1 year
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That random urge to run away as far as I can where nobody knows me then open my own bookstore with small cafe in small town so I can act mysterious, intellectual (which is totally false, just a pretence) and approachable at the same time.
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crazywriter-reader · 1 year
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close your eyes and type your url
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crazywriter-reader · 1 year
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tag your results!
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crazywriter-reader · 1 year
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okay something i seriously want to know is why apple laptops (i'm sure they're called something else but im too tired) don't have an aux (again that's probly not the word) for the iphone headphone cord. like if i wanna switch from my iphone to my laptop, why do i need to go out and search for an entirely different headset????
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crazywriter-reader · 1 year
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We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert
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crazywriter-reader · 1 year
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crazywriter-reader · 1 year
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Reblog for a larger sample size for no sample size at all, because obviously nobody will vote
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