The thing I’ve realized about self deprecation recently is that if someone is stuck in a hole and you want to help them get out it’s generally a bad idea to throw rocks at them and for years I was both the person stuck in the hole and one of the people throwing rocks
AU where a hot rogue/mage elf joins the Inquisition claiming to be the dread wolf and Solas spends the whole time trying to prove they’re a liar without outing himself, and is also increasingly annoyed with how attractive and awesome everyone thinks they are. I will not be taking questions at this time.
If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽
Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?
Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.
When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.
I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.
I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.
oh man I just realized…Aziraphale must’ve been EXTREMELY depressed for like a century when the Library at Alexandria was destroyed D:
(Aziraphale, finding out that Julius Caesar was responsible for this: “If I weren’t a being of divine love I would K̻͚̞̬̖̝͘ͅI̝̦͇͍L͟҉͕̦̻̞͎͖͍ͅḺ̸̣̜͔͇ ͕̖͖̲͇̪͎̜̕Ḫ̛̫̫͡I̦̙̺͈̦͢M͔̙̯͟”
Crowley, loyal to a fault: **immediately begins influencing the Roman Senate to undertake the most famous assassination in history**)