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I have to go get a needle right now and I am being SO brave about it

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(saying goodbye to a friend) love you dude. same time next week ok? may chaos take the world

(talking to supervisor) got it. and you want it by end of day? ok, no problem. i'll let you know if I have any doubts. may chaos take the world

(posting on tumblr) i've started saying "may chaos take the world" at the end of every conversation.

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no more situations i've had enough

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sun tzu was probably gay… why else would u write about war. why do u want to kill other men so bad?

#the wars by timothy findley

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just found out i've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.

#sam

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This is.....niche. Do period-appropriate chickens even still exist? Idk anything about chickens. I like the fancy ones.

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This is.....niche. Do period-appropriate chickens even still exist? Idk anything about chickens. I like the fancy ones.

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i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

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(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

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(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

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me and the burger i pulled by being hungryyyy

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My mom jokingly saying "maybe I should get on tumbler" the day after I posted about living with "two cunts who hate each other playing divorce chicken". And I respond simply, I don't think you should

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when james baldwin said “you think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read. it was books that taught me that the things that tormented me most were the very things that connected me with all the people who were alive, who had ever been alive.” I felt that big, big time

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does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago