straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here
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what we really need is tumblr minus, where you can pay to delete someone else’s post
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Hades and Persephone 🥀
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Lupin Prefect Boys 🌙
We're only gettin' older baby
And I've been thinkin' about it lately
Does it ever drive you crazy
Just how fast the night changes?
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We stan the Weasley Family
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fandom characterisations
harry: i am a tortured brooding sex god
hermione: either i know everything (affectionate) or i know everything (derogatory)
ron: one braincell, no critical thinking
neville: comic relief or also a tortured brooding sex god
luna: #quirky!
ginny: basically nonexistent
cho: also basically nonexistent!
malfoy: not to sound like a broken record, but tortured brooding sex god
dumbledore: scheming manipulator and/or wacky old man
snape: you wouldn't believe it! tortured brooding sex god
mcgonagall: mum
lupin: sad gay
sirius: sad gay 2: hijinks ensue
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harry x ginny moodboard with a quidditch theme!
-not a request!
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harry potter has only signed one autograph in his life.
it was when he was out in public, and a girl came over to him. he nearly groaned in exasperation because no i will not sign your bag with your lipstick-
but, instead of saying “are you the chosen one” or “are you the boy who lived”, this girl practically screams:
“OH MY GOD ARE YOU GINNY WEASLEY’S HUSBAND?!?!?£:£:!:@”
and harry felt SO PLEASED, and signed that girl’s shirt, and took a photo with her.
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“Ready Fred?”
“Ready George.”
The Weasley twins are plotting.
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So it’s true! I mean, do you really have the… the…
The what?
The scar?
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