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Mickey: What happened? Ludwig: This should explain everything *hands Mickey a book* Mickey: "A Farewell to Arms". I fell in love with a nurse during World War 1? Ludwig: No, just read the title-There's no way you've read that.

#mickeymouse #ludwig von drake #source: family guy #mod quoodles

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Minnie: Non binary people don't owe you androgyny.

Mortimer: One of then owes me money though.

#minniemouse #mortimer mouse #source: twitter #mod quoodles

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Mickey: Donald WHAT?! Donald: What? My Uncle says insane shit all the time. How was I supposed to know this one was true? Ludwig: Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government! Donald: SEE?!

#mickeymouse #donald duck #ludwig von drake #source: hazbin hotel #mod quoodles

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Donald: Actually I may or may not have been covered in baby oil

Mickey: *sigh* Well, I guess racism wins.

Daisy and Goofy:... Can we see the pictures?

Donald: Get out!

#mickeymouse #donald duck #goofy #daisy duck #source: class of 09 #mod quoodles

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Megamort: Any last words, Mick?

Mickey: yes... Volcano wonder pants!

Megamort: What? That doesn't make any sense- *Mickey tackles him*

#mickeymouse #mortimer mouse #source: sonic boom #mod quoodles

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(As Meteors fall from the sky) Minnie: Meteors are just shooting stars. We shouldn't be running, we should be making wishes. I wish for a pony. Mickey: And I wish you'd take cover! (Grabs Minnie and runs for cover)

#mickeymouse #minniemouse #source: sonic boom #mod quoodles

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Donald: Sucks that we're stuck here alone. Mickey: Wait a minute, We're alone?! You thinking what I'm thinking? (Cut to the two of them in a bathtub together) Donald: This is not what I was thinking.

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Goofy: There's something you guys gotta see!

(Cut to the Fab 5 laughing hysterically at a video of a man getting attacked by an ostrich)

Goofy: Okay Okay... That's not what I wanted to show you guys

#goofy #source: regular show #mod quoodles

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(Donald and Goofy are walking, visibly holding hands. Donald pushes away but they hold hands again. This time blushing)

Pete: ew

Max: don't date my dad please

Donald: *to Max* he's his own person! *to Pete* you "ew"!, you're mean!

#donald duck #goofy #max goof #peg leg pete #source: murder drones #mod quoodles #dongoof

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(Gizmoduck tries to fire at Gandra but hearts come out of his cannon)

Gizmoduck: AH, my mind's in a weird place! Don't read into it!

#ducktales #source: murder drones #mod quoodles

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(Kingdom Hearts 3)

Goofy: this isn't our stop

Donald: GOOFY, YOU BITCH WE'RE IN-

Hercules: Hello Sora, Goofy and Donald welcome to Ancient Greece

#donald duck #goofy #kingdom hearts #source: absolutenutcase126 #mod quoodles

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Pete: That's right, I'll be a hero, then they'll have to make me Customer of the Week.

Max: Why is today's quote all about Pete? What, are we giving Bill's voice a rest?

(Goofy and Pluto nod at Max)

(Sleepy, Doc, Horace and Practical Pig come in and nod at Max)

(Goofy dresses up as Grandma Goofy and nods at Max)

(Hop Pop breaks in and nods at Max)

#peg leg pete #max goof #goof troop #goofy #source: family guy #mod quoodles

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Donald: The other day, me and Daisy went to the mall and this random guy started hitting on her. The reality is that if you date attractive girls, they're gonna get hit on. Read the caption to see how I handled it.

The Caption: I shot him

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(The Sensational Six are neck deep in the water)

Donald: But since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I have to share with you: I did not care for The Amazing Digital Circus

Mickey: What?

Donald: Did not care for The Amazing Digital Circus.

Daisy: How can you even say that-

Donald: Didn't like. Didn't like it.

Minnie: Donald, it's like the perfect indie pilot

Donald: This is what everyone always says, every time I say-

Goofy: Lizzie Freeman, Alex Rocchan, Amanda Hufford, I mean you never see- MICHEAL KOVACH

Donald: fine actor. Fine actor. Did not like the pilot.

Mickey: Why not?

Donald: Didn't- c-couldn't get into it.

Daisy: Explain yourself. What didn't you like about it?

Donald: It insists upon itself, Daisy.

Daisy: what?

Donald: It insists upon itself.

Daisy: What does that even mean?-

Goofy: CAUSE IT HAS A VALID POINT TO MAKE, IT'S INSISTING

Donald: It takes forever getting in, the characters they- And... You know, I can't get through, I've never even finished the pilot. I've never seen the ending.

Goofy: YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE ENDING?!

Minnie: Wait, wait wait, how can you say you don't like it if you haven't even given it a chance?

Daisy: I agree with Minnie. It's not really fair.

Donald: I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to the scene where Ragatha, Jax and Pomni are going to Kaufmos' room-

Daisy: Yeah, it's a great scene. I love that scene.

Goofy: my top favorite scene in all of time.

Donald: (No it's not a great scene-)I have no idea what they're talking about. They keep talkng about an exit and a breaking point. That's where I lose interest and I go away.

Mickey: You know what Don-

Goofy: THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ABSTRACTION

Daisy: The dialogue there is a language of subtly, something you clearly don't understand.

Donald: I love Murder Drones. that is my answer to that statement.

Daisy: Exactly

Donald: Yes, there you go...

Daisy: Whatever...

Mickey: I like that show too.

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Goofy: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Minnie: I really care about your feelings!

Mickey: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Goofy, turning his head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Donald: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Daisy: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

#mickeymouse #donald duck #goofy #minniemouse #daisy duck #source: tumblr #mod quoodles

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Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy and Goofy: Booby Traps? Sure, I'd easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

Ludwig: despite being interviewed individually, all five gave the exact same response

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Louie: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Uncle Donald and Aunt Daisy's convo?

Webby: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Dewey: I'm in the washing machine.

Huey: I'm in the closet.

Scrooge: We accept you lad. <3

Huey: No I'm literally in the closet.

Louie: Love is love. <3

#ducktales #source: tumblr #mod quoodles