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Dino: so who do like look up to?

Woozi: everyone. I’m like super short

#kpop #kpop incorrect quotes #kpop funny #kpop meme #seventeen #seventeen incorrect quotes #woozi #svt dino #svt woozi #dino

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Johnny: so did you and Taeyong have a fight?

Doyoung: Taeyong had a fight. I was being perfectly reasonable

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It's okay if you're really sad. Some people might dismiss your sadness, but your sadness is valid! It doesn't matter that you didn't know him irl. You're allowed to be sad, and nobody should tell you otherwise!

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I cannot believe they moonbin has passed away… it’s so hard to believe I have so many tears in my eyes… my condolences to moonbin’s family and Astro’s members too… they lost a best friend, a brother.

may you rest in peace, moon bin. 🕊️

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Taeyong: you know it doesn’t cost anything to be nice

Doyoung: it’s also free to be disrespectful

Taeyong:

Johnny: he has a point

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Manager: now remember SCoups you can’t tell carats you are having an April comeback

SCoups: don’t worry I won’t tell anyone

SCoups, at carat land: so fuck the rules we are having a comeback in April bitches!

#kpop #kpop incorrect quotes #kpop funny #kpop meme #seventeen #seventeen scoups #scoups #choi seungcheol #I swear this was so funny #he said his charm was breaking the rules #I love that for him

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Haechan: so uh Mark you got a date for Valentine’s Day?

Mark: yeah. It’s February 14th

Haechan: that’s not what I-

Mark: it’s also Jaehyun’s birthday! Dude what should we buy him?

#happy valentine's day #happy jaehyun day #😁

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Johnny: Look at the buns on that guy! Mark: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns* Jungwoo:: This is the comedy police! The joke’s too funny! Johnny: I’m not going back to jail!

#not mine

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Wonwoo: isn’t it funny how you have to pay to see people

Dino: concerts?

Vernon: plane tickets?

Hoshi: sports?

Wonwoo, holding up broken frames: glasses

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Taeyong: now while I’m gone Johnny is in charge

Johnny: aww hell yeah!!

Taeyong: *whispering to Doyoung* you know you’re the one who’s actually in charge right?

Doyoung: oh yeah 100%

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*Taeyong and Haechan eating breakfast*

Haechan: hey Taeyong, has Doyoung been kidnapped by aliens and replaced by a clone that knows how to love?

Taeyong: Haechan it is breakfast and I don’t take questions until lunch

Haechan: he told me he loves me

Taeyong: *drops his silverware and stares at Haechan* Doyoung????

Taeyong: *gasps* No

Haechan: yeah…Do I like say it back

Taeyong: *nods his head on the verge of tears*

Haechan: yeah he’s gonna kill me if I do

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Mingyu: I have no fears

Dino, flipping through a magazine: what if you woke up one day and Woozi was taller than you?

Mingyu: I have one fear

#kpop #kpop incorrect quotes #kpop funny #kpop meme #seventeen #seventeen incorrect quotes #seventeen memes #seventeen mingyu #seventeen dino #kim mingyu #lee chan #dino

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Mark: Johnny I was wondering how many illegal things you’ve actually done…

Johnny: illegal by who’s laws?

Mark:

Johnny: yours?

Johnny: god’s?

Mark:

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Hyunjin: you know I consider myself a pacifist

Jisung: you literally threatened to punch me yesterday because I told you that you got the lyrics wrong

Hyunjin: yeah I was going to pass-my-fist across your face because you were annoying

#kpop #kpop incorrect quotes #kpop funny #kpop meme #stray kids #stray kids incorrect quotes #stray kids meme #stray kids hyunjin #stray kids jisung #han jisung #hwang hyunjin

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Bang Chan: okay I’ve had some sleep, I’ve had my cry, I’ve had my coffee

Bang Chan, taking a deep breath: I’m ready to face my responsibilities

Hyunjin, chasing Jisung around the dorm with a rubber chicken: WANT TO CALL ME A CHICKEN NOW BITCH

Bang Chan, taking an even deeper breath: I am not ready to face my responsibilities

#kpop #kpop incorrect quotes #kpop funny #kpop meme #stray kids #stray kids meme #stray kids incorrect quotes #bang chan #han jisung #hwang hyunjin

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[Update]

Hello, friends. As you’ve probably noticed updates on this blog have been pretty sporadic. I usually just update when I have time to get on my laptop to do so nowadays. Therefore, if you all would like more regular updates, please consider applying as a moderator/admin to help out. If you don’t have any experience updating a data blog, no worries, I will show you the ropes! I don’t expect 24/7 hour commitment or anything like that, I will take whatever you are able to give. One more person helping to update is better than just relying on me updating when my schedule allows. Thank you ❤︎ 

#boost

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Dinner Party After Kingdom

Jongho: You seem nicer than usual today

Yeosang: I can punch you in the face if you want

Seonghwa, smiling painfully at his guests: Don’t worry he doesn’t mean that!

iKON, SF9 & BTOB: *confused worried noises*

TBZ: *laughs*

Jisung: Lol yeah he does, Hyunjin said the same thing to me yesterday

Hyunjin, standing up: THE OFFERS STILL ON THE TABLE BITCH

Jisung: GAME SQUARE UP

Chan, spraying his water bottle: Bad Jisung! Bad Hyunjin! No!

Everyone: …

Hongjoong, tearing up: Omg someone who gets me-

#shut up this is so funny and true #not mine