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the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

#this is delicious #thank you

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BRIE LARSON as CAROL DANVERS/CAPTAIN MARVEL AVENGERS: ENDGAME (2019) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo

#i think after The Marvels #we can all tell why Carol's hair is short #i mean #that's my head canon at least #carol danvers #short hair

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

#The Shining

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Xena as Goddess of War

#wow #fuck #this is amazing! #Xena: Warrior Princess #fuckingholdmeback

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she's always to blame

Has my previously dormant OUAT phase reawakened?

Yes

I blame Lana parrilla

#lana parrilla #is the only reason to still be obsessed #with that fucking show #ouat

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Killing Skrulls

Secret Invasion (2023) created by Kyle Bradstreet This review contains SPOILERS! It’s been a while and I’m coming back now because tonight, I’m gonna watch The Marvels. I’m excited about that but also wary because in the last three days, I’ve watched Secret Invasion. Before we get into the nitty-gritty, though, as always, a synopsis: Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) returns to Earth when Hill…

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#alien invasion #Ben Mendelsohn #Cobie Smulders #Don Cheadle #Emilia Clarke #G&039;iah #Gravik #Kingsley Ben-Adir #Maria Hill #Marvel Studios #MCU #Nick Fury #not good #Olivia Coleman #Samuel L. Jackson #Secret Invasion #spy thriller #Talos #tv show

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Pink🩷 still goes good with green💚 20 years later.

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#i mean #yeah #wicked #fun #witches #idina menzel #kristin chenoweth

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Root & Shaw - Person of Interest

#just shoot 'n' raw

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I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

#wexter #the rex #lovely #never to old to do whatever the fuck you want

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shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

#proud to serve #i'm going to sit on the couch reading later #while queer af

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Favourite thing about Xena is her pure unbridled delight every time she gets to fight someone. Second favourite thing about Xena is that Lucy Lawless is hot.

#yes #xena #lucy lawless #joyful

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cheers to you, cleopatra

THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER EPISODE 5 | The Tell-Tale Heart

#stupid to ship them #i say while highkey shipping them #it's my little murder/boat #usher #mad usher #verna

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Sometimes Twitter is good

#comedy gold #bakers the blue line

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Dolores Claiborne by Stephen King

For the last 30-plus years, It has been my favorite Stephen King novel – it was the first book I read by him, I was 11. Yesterday, I finished listening to Dolores Claiborne and the unthinkable happened: I got a new favorite King novel. And that’s weird and exhilarating and sad. What’s it about? Dolores Claiborne sits down with the Sheriff of the little island she lives on to confess. But it’s…

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#a woman&039;s story #crime #Dolores Claiborne #domestic abuse #elderly woman #female protagonist #friendship #horror #I-narrator #maine #stephen king #thriller #Vera Donovan #violence

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Elektra by Jennifer Saint

There’s no drama like ancient Greek drama – they’re the original drama queens and kings and many of them were indeed kings and queens, like ancient Kardashians whatever they did changed lives. Even if you, like me, were interested in Greek mythology at some point, you may not remember Elektra. She’s a minor player in one of the best-known tales of this ancient world: the story of Troy. But the…

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#ancient Greece #book review #Cassandra #Clytemnestra #Elektra #female point of view #first person narrator #Greek myth #Jennifer Saint #myth retold #Troy

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A skilled artisan is a joy to witness

#witchcraft #that man is a witch #and i'm in absolute fucking awe of him #well done sir #also: pottery

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Norma Shearer, Joan Crawford and Rosalind Russell in The Women (1939)