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Euron Greyjoy fr

#asoiaf #euron greyjoy

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Asha my favourite son <3

#asoiaf #theon greyjoy #balon greyjoy #asha greyjoy #💀

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“You may be as different as the sun and the moon, but the same blood flows through both your hearts. You need her, as she needs you…” - Eddard Stark, 'A Game of Thrones'

#sansa stark #arya stark #got #game of thrones

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So Idk if you all have seen the Simpsons S29E01, but if you haven't, please do. Apart from Marge's mother dating a White Walker, and lots of other references (including somehow a prediction of Dany's KL rampage), there's this gem in the background:

And I'm absolutely dying at the images this creates in my head 🙈🙈🙈

#i know it's a play on victoria's secret and probably has nothing to do with #but please omg imagine euron's face upon coming back #and learning that vic has opened a lingerie shop in the meantime #prev tags #rip me 💀 #the simpsons #game of thrones #victarion greyjoy

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wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

#💀

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#hazbin hotel

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voxval wedding that got 50k likes and a whole bunch of twitter fights in comment section

#hazbin hotel

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Lord Commander Jon Snow waking up every single morning to this sight at 6am being asked for corn:

#asoiaf #jon snow

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"This is craven," Ser Rodrik said. "To use a child so... this is despicable."

"Oh, I know," said Theon. "It's a dish I tasted myself, or have you forgotten? I was ten when I was taken from my father's house, to make certain he would raise no more rebellions."

"It is not the same!"

Theon's face was impassive. "The noose I wore was not made of hempen rope, that's true enough, but I felt it all the same. And it chafed, Ser Rodrik. It chafed me raw."

( Theon, A Clash of Kings )

#asoiaf #theon greyjoy

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charlie: i can hold the whole world in my hands

vaggie: charlie, that’s impossible—

charlie: *cups vaggie’s face*

vaggie: *blushes*

vox: why can’t we be like that?

valentino: i can hold your whole dic—

vox: NEVERMIND! that’s why.

#hazbin hotel

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Charlie: I'm texting Vaggie, i'm gonna ask her to dinner. How should i say it "Let's get dinner" or do you wanna get dinner" ? Sir Pentious: Go with "Let's get dinner" so you sound like assertive and confident Charlie: For sure Angel: Actually no cause now you sound a little aggressive Husk: Cause you don't wanna be the kinda girl who's like " LETS GET DINNER" like some sort of caveman Niffty: You're supposed to ask her to dinner, not tell her to dinner Alastor: Just say " do you wanna get dinner?" Charlie: Perfect Adam: Actually wait, now you sound kinda like a pussy Charlie: This is tough Vox: The last thing you wanna be is like that overly masculine guy who's like " lets get dinner,on the breadwinner bitch" Valentino: Women also love assertiveness Cherri: I hate assertivness, bitch Lucifer: Say "Dinner would be something i would enjoy taking you to, if you are also interested in attending the meal Carmilla: The more words the better Rosie: Wait, say " I would like nothing more, than to take you to the finest restaurant in town, for a lovely meal that we call dinner Charlie: Should i send that in a voice memo? Lute: FUCK THAT. Say " Dinner tonight, take it or leave it BITCH" Cause she's playing games Velvet: Sign it, seal it, deliver it Zestial: I dont know why girls are so difficult all of the time Charlie: I'm not gonna say that Vaggie: Definitely don't say that

#hazbin hotel #vaggie x charlie

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Hungary from Romania's pov:

#aph romania #aph hungary #hetalia

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RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

#barbie #ryan gosling

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the humour in this movie was 20 years ahead of its time. 

#jennifer's body

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klaus: count olaf's schemes are all awful

klaus: how come he hasn't been arrested yet?

violet: even he's more competent than the police

#asoue

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halloween at the baudelaire household except they all dress up as their favorite count olaf disguise

#asoue

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One of the better memes I've seen xD

#asoue #sunny baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #violet baudelaire #count olaf