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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

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when e.e. cummings said “i’ll live my life if it kills me”

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i was so fucking sad when i was 14 and now when i fold my laundry or see a pool of moonlight on the floor of my bedroom i know that miracles exist. i see love in everything. love sees everything in me too

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Ok ma'am have you tried jacking it off and on again

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aw man guys please make sure you do NOT look up 'headless dead body corpse guts gore limbs off real dead body with guts out real death exsanguinated bones removed' on google images. this is the worst april fools of my life

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Imagine if you’re going to an Insane Clown Posse show expecting them to do their usual horrorcore rap rock and instead they come out to circus music in a tiny clown car and start throwing pies at each other and doing funny flipsy-flops and goofs and all of the juggalos are having an earnestly great time for the whole family and then they ask you on stage and you get tricked and squirted with water but in a funny, good-natured way which you handle well and then you get to take a bow and the whole audience applauds and you are laughing so hard it is the best night of your life

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if you've never engaged with a creative art on a regular basis you need to understand that it requires concerted effort to get into "the groove" to make something and every second that it takes to get into that groove causes physical pain, but the only thing worse than doing it is not doing it.

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Captain! Luffy!

#i dont go here but i like this

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If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

#Percy Jackson #which i know for a fact bc i was running a pjo fanpage on facebook at that age🫡 #probably youtuber stuff and bandom stuff too lol

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starryguy for @Zachmrubin on Twitter

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URGENT EMERGENCY

Hey guys? I could really use some help paying rent this month. My court date to be evicted is on the 22nd of April. My boyfriend lost his job recently, but has gotten a new job. However, the first paycheck won’t be delivered in time.

I… really need help. I don’t have much food. Most of my money is going to gas to get my boyfriend to work. I’m… running out of options. I need help. Please. Even a share helps.

I can’t work because my back is really messed up but the disability process where I live can take YEARS.

Another thing: I have an emotional support cat and I really don’t want to give her up but I’m not gonna make her live out of a car. I’m really scared of losing her.

Please help if you can.

Cshapp | Vnmo | PayPl

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