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Tired of 2023? Try the all-new 2024! Now with 3.5% more February than usual!

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what do you mean i can’t read every book, study every academic subject, taste every food, live in every city in every country, visit every museum, listen to every single song ever produced, learn every language, meet every interesting person, memorize every particle of knowledge to ever exist ???

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I think more people need to learn the phrase "I don't know enough about that to have a strong opinion" its literally a cheat code for awkward conversations

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Elijah Wood, Daniel Radcliffe, and Robert Pattison all have this like... this vibe. This energy.

I'm not quite sure what it is...but it's something.

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opening my followers every day and blocking the pornbots like a humble farmer pulling weeds from the vegetable garden. wiping my brow of sweat at my labours in the sweltering sun

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new video - Roasting Your Tinder Profiles

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REGULAR REMINDER THAT IT IS COMMON COURTESY TO SEND AN ASK TO THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED AN ASK GAME FROM !! THIS PART OF TUMBLR CULTURE HAS BEEN LOST OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS SO PLEASE KEEP ASKS GAMES ALIVE BY SENDING ASKS !!

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They’re so fucking adorable. This domestic banter has been sorely missed. Just spontaneous chatting. I’m dead.

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nothing says 'i love you' more than 'it made me wanna swear' coming from Phil Lester

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Dan is leaving me

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i love this post but i feel like 99% of the time it's actually like this

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Every computer needs a cleaning keyboard mode where the keys are inactive while you wipe them down

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"It is now"

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i want to know the empty void of peace phil feels when he’s tuning dan out