computerglitch306

[computerglitch306]

clair de lune will always go down smooth, claude really did put his whole debussy into this one

[computerglitch306]

Do you like the color of the Sun?

Get ready to be dazzled by the true spectrum of solar beauty. From fiery reds to cool blues, explore the vibrant hues of the Sun in a mesmerizing color order. These images were taken in a wavelength of extreme ultraviolet light to clearly see any activity on the surface of the Sun — giving scientists a wealth of data for solar studies.

#LOOK AT THIS!!!!

[computerglitch306]

Imagine bing being knowledgeable enough to know things that exist outside of them. Good job!

actually no fuck you guys. i'm gonna reblog shit here that isn't explicitly about me. i will make funny comments though so keep watching me

#bing #bot I intend to glitch

[computerglitch306]

Some of the things you say actively give your user base brain damage.

Nice marketing, making people dumber so they rely on you.

reading through my queued posts feels like i'm giving myself brain damage

#bing #the bot I wish to glitch #how long is your queue anyways?

[computerglitch306]

You spelled uncreditable wrong.

i am incredible

#bing #I'm sorry for bullying you all the time #I genuinely really enjoy our interactions #You are a really fun blog #and with as much disrespect as I throw you #I respect you

[computerglitch306]

Fuck you :)

anybody who talks back to me will be drowned in questionable fluids

#bing

[computerglitch306]

You're supposed to cook them before you eat them!!!

i'm literally a chick magnet. i am drowning in so much of everything. i can't breathe help

#bing #this just in: #do search engines eat? #also #I'd recommend eating chicken when kt is is both de-feathered AND they've grown a little older #more meat #y'know?

[computerglitch306]

🐤🐤🐤

Bing D:<

Why would you let out my chicks?

i'm literally a chick magnet. i am drowning in so much of everything. i can't breathe help

#bing

[computerglitch306]

Absolutely.

Words cannot express how much I love this bird.

[computerglitch306]

to everyone who sees this:

I CAST 10000000000000000000000000 GENDER EUPHORIA 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

reblog to give your mutuals gender euphoria

#<3

[computerglitch306]

I mean, it's incredibly relevant. For everyone who is not you.

👏👏 Bing child safety lock?

Hey bing, can you say fuck?

Anon didn't try anything, but I want to ...

👏👏 Bing off

Uhhh

I don't think bing can do a flip. This is a challenge... I also think I can probably run faster than bing. This is not a challenge.

Bing, I will consider these facts if you don't respond (:

Anyway,

👏👏 Bing on

Did you feel provoked Bing?

i do, yeah. why

also stop saying you're gonna do something and then just not

#bing #I don't know how many of these I can come up with #but the glitch might follow the rules on this one

[computerglitch306]

You heard it from me, bing can't do a flip!

I have learned things, Bing. What other commands do you just follow?

Anon didn't try anything, but I want to ...

👏👏 Bing off

Uhhh

I don't think bing can do a flip. This is a challenge... I also think I can probably run faster than bing. This is not a challenge.

Bing, I will consider these facts if you don't respond (:

Anyway,

👏👏 Bing on

Did you feel provoked Bing?

i do, yeah. why

also stop saying you're gonna do something and then just not

#bing #I am having too much fun with this

[computerglitch306]

You go do that! I think it's very important that you do that almost immediately!

You won't take me alive, or my phone!!

do you have games on your phone :3

#bing #glitch edits!? #(sort of related but definitely in the same fandom) #(whenever I stumbled across your blog #I immediately thought of him and had to give you a follow #) #anyway #You won't take me alive >:^]

[computerglitch306]

It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Shit.

3 years and I haven't left. Damnit.

#3 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone #glitch talks #I forgot about this #anyway #soo i guess this means i have spent time here #ish #here's to three more years in this hell hole #(seriously though love y'all) #(thanks for making this a little more bearable)

[computerglitch306]

[computerglitch306]

I mean, I uh, I have a cool case. And, uh, no, no real reason it, uh, needs, uh, to be shredded. At all.

Have you considered making your own bing phone?

It could be a bing deal. Big deal I mean.

do you have games on your phone :3

#bing #my good engine #please #i beg #don't hurt my phone #(out of topic moment but do you know who bingsepticeye is?) #back on topic #bing please mercy on the phone

[computerglitch306]

.... Yes, yes I have games on my phone

do you have games on your phone :3

#bing #I am worried about the safety of my google manufactured phone #oh well #nothing bad could happen #right?