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Color Asks
red: describe your favorite shirt
orange: if you could, would you change your eye color? why? to what color, if so?
yellow: name of an artist you think is underappreciated
green: do you have a favourite flower?
blue: preferred type of weather?
purple: a poem you think describes your closest friend
magenta: do you keep your fingernails long or short?
turquoise: favorite sea animal?
fuchsia: favorite land animal?
cyan: are you religious? spiritual?
sea green: can you fold a fitted sheet?
violet: are you a part of the lgbt+ community?
amber: what's saved as your phone's lockscreen?
aqua: do you thrift?
pink: what's your natural hair color?
beige: have any pets? what're their names?
black: would you ever try going vegetarian or vegan?
coral: an animal you wish hadn't gone extinct
grey: how many languages do you speak? do you want to learn any more?
maroon: do you care for clothing brands?
rose: favourite scent on a person?
charcoal: have you ever been camping?
claret: do you play an instrument? do you want to learn to play any?
copper: gold or silver jewelry?
cream: any piercings or tattoos? do you want any?
salmon: how many pairs of sunglasses do you own?
ebony: would you ever want to play a game on television? (jeopardy, family fued, etc)
indigo: have you ever lived on a farm?
emerald: if you had the option, would you choose to move and live in another country? which one?
lavender: relationship status?
erin: what was/is your best school subject?
mauve: any unpopular opinions?
fulvous: another name you think would suit you
coconut: a subject you enjoy learning about
frost: a -core you enjoy
porcelain: an tv show you used to love
fawn: any interesting family stories?
gold: do you wear your socks mismatched?
honey: your thoughts on magic- does it exist?
rust: form of art you enjoy doing?
ginger: any sideblogs?
cherry: YouTubers you enjoy watching?
wine: do you have a 'type'
mahogany: your sun, moon, and rising signs
blood: twin beds, queen, or king?
hot pink: did you/do you had/have strong feelings against the color pink?
plum: a food you've never tried
lilac: dogs, cats, or fish?
amethyst: do you collect anything?
mulberry: earbuds or headphones?
azure: jean jackets?
teal: have a job?
denim: kill the spider or take it outside?
sapphire: do you think you can sing well?
mint: favourite flavour of gum?
pecan: shuffle your playlist, what's the first song that comes up?
penny: icecream or cake
ash: can you do your own makeup?
jade: ever written fanfiction?
grape: how many blogs do you follow?
umber: do you brush your teeth before you eat?
chestnut: type of phone you have
prussian blue: what's your first choice at the vending machine
aquamarine: beach or pool
brass: least favorite food condiment
mustard: how much sugar in your tea/coffee?
silver: ever broken a bone?
rose quartz: rings or necklaces
onyx: do you still play Minecraft?
burgundy: ever ridden a motorcycle?
scarlet: favorite holiday
apricot: opinion on 3 in 1 body wash/hair wash
platinum: do you follow politics?
magnolia: your Instagram handle?
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friendly FMK alternatives
send me a number and three names!
go to one of those drink wine and do art classes with, go hiking with, do a hop on hop off bus tour in a new city with
go mini golfing with, go to an art museum (or any kind of museum) with, explore a haunted house with
enjoy edibles with, give style makeover to, or paint nails of
plan a party with, bake cookies with, have an impromptu karaoke party with
go to a haunted house with, go to the beach with, go to a ski resort with
go the county fair with, babysit a child (like 5-8ish in age) with, go to the beach with
have a spa day with, go furniture shopping with, try a new recipe with
do a group school assignment with, be stuck in an elevator with, get lost in an unfamiliar city with
teach how to knit/learn to knit with, go bookshop wandering, or light fireworks with
have a beach day with, watch the sunrise with, have dinner at a fancy restaurant with
make soup for when sick, go on a long walk with, spend all day snuggling by a fire with
go on a traditional picnic with, go to an animal shelter with, be stuck on a really long layover in a tiny airport with
go to Ikea with, go dancing with, play video games with
start a book club with, be cared for when sick by, build sandcastles with
go to the movies with, go skating with, go to a national park with
split an ice cream sundae with, go to a baseball game with, spend a day at the lake with
binge watch an entire season of a show in a day with, go to a karaoke bar with, go to a yoga class with
go to a drive in move with, go mini golfing with, play monopoly with
go to a music festival with (whatever festival you want, can be a small chill one), ask to help you move, have a standing brunch gossip session with
go sailing with, go on a road trip with, go backpacking with
make up your own options and send them to me!
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Song Rec Asks 🎵
1. Three songs with the same name
2. A song for when you’re sad
3. A song for when you’re happy
4. The best song to dance to
5. The best song to drive to
6. The best song off your favorite album
7. The best song from any soundtrack
8. A song for the morning and a song for the night
9. A song that makes you nostalgic
10. The best instrumental song
11. A song from the year you were born
12. A song from your favorite solo artist
13. A song from your favorite movie
14. A song starting with the first letter of your name
15. A song by your favorite band
16. A song from ten years ago
17. A song that reminds you of winter
18. A song that reminds you of spring
19. A song that reminds you of summer
20. A song that reminds you of fall
21. A song for a slow Sunday morning
22. A song to fall asleep to
23. A song from 2013
24. A song from the 70’s
25. A song from the 80’s
26. A song from the 90’s
27. A song from the 00’s
28. A song that you discovered recently
29. A song you unexpectedly really like
30. The best song to sing along to
31. The best road trip song
32. Two by an artist who passed away
33. Your favorite song from your favorite show
34. A song that reminds you of a book
35. A song that makes you want to go on an adventure
36. The best cover of a song
37. The first three songs that come up when you hit shuffle
38. A song from your favorite genre
39. A song with a number in the title
40. A song with a place in the title
41. A song with a person’s name in the title
42. A completely ridiculous song
43. A song by an artist from a different country than you
44. A song from your childhood
45. A song that makes you cry
46. A song that reminds you of a vacation you took
47. A song that reminds you of a friend
48. A song for a late night
49. A song that makes you feel better
50. Your absolute favorite song (or just right now)
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friendly FMK alternatives
send me a number and three names!
go to one of those drink wine and do art classes with, go hiking with, do a hop on hop off bus tour in a new city with
go mini golfing with, go to an art museum (or any kind of museum) with, explore a haunted house with
enjoy edibles with, give style makeover to, or paint nails of
plan a party with, bake cookies with, have an impromptu karaoke party with
go to a haunted house with, go to the beach with, go to a ski resort with
go the county fair with, babysit a child (like 5-8ish in age) with, go to the beach with
have a spa day with, go furniture shopping with, try a new recipe with
do a group school assignment with, be stuck in an elevator with, get lost in an unfamiliar city with
teach how to knit/learn to knit with, go bookshop wandering, or light fireworks with
have a beach day with, watch the sunrise with, have dinner at a fancy restaurant with
make soup for when sick, go on a long walk with, spend all day snuggling by a fire with
go on a traditional picnic with, go to an animal shelter with, be stuck on a really long layover in a tiny airport with
go to Ikea with, go dancing with, play video games with
start a book club with, be cared for when sick by, build sandcastles with
go to the movies with, go skating with, go to a national park with
split an ice cream sundae with, go to a baseball game with, spend a day at the lake with
binge watch an entire season of a show in a day with, go to a karaoke bar with, go to a yoga class with
go to a drive in move with, go mini golfing with, play monopoly with
go to a music festival with (whatever festival you want, can be a small chill one), ask to help you move, have a standing brunch gossip session with
go sailing with, go on a road trip with, go backpacking with
make up your own options and send them to me!
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friendly FMK alternatives
send me a number and three names!
go to one of those drink wine and do art classes with, go hiking with, do a hop on hop off bus tour in a new city with
go mini golfing with, go to an art museum (or any kind of museum) with, explore a haunted house with
enjoy edibles with, give style makeover to, or paint nails of
plan a party with, bake cookies with, have an impromptu karaoke party with
go to a haunted house with, go to the beach with, go to a ski resort with
go the county fair with, babysit a child (like 5-8ish in age) with, go to the beach with
have a spa day with, go furniture shopping with, try a new recipe with
do a group school assignment with, be stuck in an elevator with, get lost in an unfamiliar city with
teach how to knit/learn to knit with, go bookshop wandering, or light fireworks with
have a beach day with, watch the sunrise with, have dinner at a fancy restaurant with
make soup for when sick, go on a long walk with, spend all day snuggling by a fire with
go on a traditional picnic with, go to an animal shelter with, be stuck on a really long layover in a tiny airport with
go to Ikea with, go dancing with, play video games with
start a book club with, be cared for when sick by, build sandcastles with
go to the movies with, go skating with, go to a national park with
split an ice cream sundae with, go to a baseball game with, spend a day at the lake with
binge watch an entire season of a show in a day with, go to a karaoke bar with, go to a yoga class with
go to a drive in move with, go mini golfing with, play monopoly with
go to a music festival with (whatever festival you want, can be a small chill one), ask to help you move, have a standing brunch gossip session with
go sailing with, go on a road trip with, go backpacking with
make up your own options and send them to me!
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hockey questions:
favorite NHL teams?
favorite AHL teams?
favorite ECHL teams?
how did your love for hockey start?
what do you love most about hockey?
first player you ever liked?
top five favorite players on your favorite team?
favorite players on a team you don’t follow but like anyway
have you ever met a player? if so who? if you haven’t who’s someone you’d love to meet?
a team you recently became a fan of?
a player you recently became a fan of?
a team you didn’t think you’d end up liking but you like now
a trade you still can’t get over
favorite goal song?
favorite bromance?
favorite hockey related movies?
if you could be friends with any player who would it be and why?
favorite retired player?
have you ever seen an NHL game? if so who?
what would be your dream game to see?
if you could pick one song for your team what would it be?
favorite rookie?
favorite rivalry?
do you have any superstitions when it comes to hockey season or the playoffs?
do you own any hockey jerseys or shirts? if so who? how many?
do you have any signed hockey memorabilia? if so what?
what is your favorite hockey related thing that you own?
have you ever seen or taken a picture of the Stanley Cup?
who do you think is going to win the cup this year? who do you want to win the cup?
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Hockey Asks (you-gotta-actually-think-about-it edition)
1. which two (2) nhl players from different teams would you want to see play together?
2. build a starting lineup:
a) based on looks
b) for comedic effect
c) of players under 6 ft tall
d) with players of different nationalities
3. who would play your favourite player in a movie about their life?
4. do you see your favourite player as the hero, the villain, the anti-hero, the sidekick, the damsel in distress, the mentor, or the fool?
5. if you could change the name of a team, which team and what would you change their name to?
6. if you could add an award at the nhl awards, what would it be and who would be its inaugural recipient?
7. why is your favourite player your favourite player?
8. why is your favourite team your favourite team?
9. if you were in charge of your team’s goal song, what should it be?
10. make up a forward or defense or goaltending pairing composed of one (1) nhl player and (1) nwhl/cwhl player
11. if you were to write a biography about your favourite player, what would be the book’s title?
12. which player has the best™️ fashion taste?
13. recommend a hockey player that i should follow on twitter or instagram
14. who is a player you love but they play for a team that you hate?
15. which team has the best mascot?
16. which team has the worst mascot?
17. which team should change their mascot, into what, and why?
18. which team has the best jersey design?
19. which team has the worst jersey design?
20. what’s your all-time favourite jersey design?
21. what’s your all-time favourite hockey drama/scandal/story?
22. give me an unpopular opinion about any player or team
23. who’s your favourite non-white hockey player?
24. is there a player whom you used to hate but is now redeemed™️ in your eyes?
25. is there a player whom you used to love but is now dead to you?
26. what’s your all-time favourite hockey fic (if you read them)?
27. recommend me one (1) hockey fic (if you read them)
28. what’s your favourite tattoo that you’ve seen on a player’s body?
29. do you have any hockey superstitions? what are they?
30. what’s your favourite hockey tradition?
31. what’s your least favourite hockey tradition?
32. what’s your favourite world juniors/world championships/olympic hockey moment?
33. what’s your favourite hockey meme?
34. in another universe, your favourite player would be __________?
35. desert island: which three (3) players would you bring with you?
36. FMK but instead: Sacrifice to the Gods, Do Hard Crimes With, and Save the World With
37. who’s the first player you ever admired? why?
38. if you could bodyswap with one player for a day, who would it be?
39. who do you think is an underrated player and why?
40. give me an unpopular opinion about hockey in general
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Leave a "♪" in my ask box
and i’ll put my ipod on shuffle and tell you your life soundtrack
LIFE STORY:
Opening Credits:
Waking Up:
First Day At School:
Falling In Love:
Fight Song:
Breaking Up:
Life’s OK:
Getting Back Together:
Wedding:
Birth of Child:
Final Battle:
Death Scene:
Funeral Song:
End Credits:
SOMEONE DO THIS.
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I made an ask game
1- What’s your favourite colour?
2- What’s your sexuality?
3- Favourite book?
4- Favourite movie?
5- Favourite series?
6- Favourite video game?
7- How are you feeling today?
8- How old are you?
9- What scares you the most?
10- Do you have any regrets?
11- Do you have a fictional crush?
12- Do you have any pets?
13- Are you single or not?
14- What’s your zodiac sign?
15- Are you left or right handed?
16- Do you have any siblings?
17- Do you have any dreams?
18- Do you prefer cats or dogs?
19- What’s your favourite ice cream flavour?
20- What’s your favourite animal?
21- What’s your favourite mythical creature?
22- What’s your favourite hobby?
23- What’s your favourite element?
24- What’s your favourite music genre?
25- Do you play any instruments?
26- What’s the last song you heard?
27- Do you have any tattoos?
28- Who’s your favourite hero?
29- What’s the most important thing in your life?
30- Do you like dragons?
This isn’t really super original…. but dont feel shy to ask me stuff or just reblog it and use this yourself :D
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Color Asks
red: describe your favorite shirt
orange: if you could, would you change your eye color? why? to what color, if so?
yellow: name of an artist you think is underappreciated
green: do you have a favourite flower?
blue: preferred type of weather?
purple: a poem you think describes your closest friend
magenta: do you keep your fingernails long or short?
turquoise: favorite sea animal?
fuchsia: favorite land animal?
cyan: are you religious? spiritual?
sea green: can you fold a fitted sheet?
violet: are you a part of the lgbt+ community?
amber: what's saved as your phone's lockscreen?
aqua: do you thrift?
pink: what's your natural hair color?
beige: have any pets? what're their names?
black: would you ever try going vegetarian or vegan?
coral: an animal you wish hadn't gone extinct
grey: how many languages do you speak? do you want to learn any more?
maroon: do you care for clothing brands?
rose: favourite scent on a person?
charcoal: have you ever been camping?
claret: do you play an instrument? do you want to learn to play any?
copper: gold or silver jewelry?
cream: any piercings or tattoos? do you want any?
salmon: how many pairs of sunglasses do you own?
ebony: would you ever want to play a game on television? (jeopardy, family fued, etc)
indigo: have you ever lived on a farm?
emerald: if you had the option, would you choose to move and live in another country? which one?
lavender: relationship status?
erin: what was/is your best school subject?
mauve: any unpopular opinions?
fulvous: another name you think would suit you
coconut: a subject you enjoy learning about
frost: a -core you enjoy
porcelain: an tv show you used to love
fawn: any interesting family stories?
gold: do you wear your socks mismatched?
honey: your thoughts on magic- does it exist?
rust: form of art you enjoy doing?
ginger: any sideblogs?
cherry: YouTubers you enjoy watching?
wine: do you have a 'type'
mahogany: your sun, moon, and rising signs
blood: twin beds, queen, or king?
hot pink: did you/do you had/have strong feelings against the color pink?
plum: a food you've never tried
lilac: dogs, cats, or fish?
amethyst: do you collect anything?
mulberry: earbuds or headphones?
azure: jean jackets?
teal: have a job?
denim: kill the spider or take it outside?
sapphire: do you think you can sing well?
mint: favourite flavour of gum?
pecan: shuffle your playlist, what's the first song that comes up?
penny: icecream or cake
ash: can you do your own makeup?
jade: ever written fanfiction?
grape: how many blogs do you follow?
umber: do you brush your teeth before you eat?
chestnut: type of phone you have
prussian blue: what's your first choice at the vending machine
aquamarine: beach or pool
brass: least favorite food condiment
mustard: how much sugar in your tea/coffee?
silver: ever broken a bone?
rose quartz: rings or necklaces
onyx: do you still play Minecraft?
burgundy: ever ridden a motorcycle?
scarlet: favorite holiday
apricot: opinion on 3 in 1 body wash/hair wash
platinum: do you follow politics?
magnolia: your Instagram handle?
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tell me 5 things you'd put in a pentagram to summon me and I'll tell you if it would work or not
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Send me a team and I’ll tell you my top 3 favorite players
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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go
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