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(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

#*WHEEZE* #goblin voice

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i'm proposing a new diagnostic critera for autism spectrum testing

#there are many benefits to being a marine biologist #autism is one

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when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

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glad to see those spreading the truth

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marine biology is so scary because it’s such a small field. i was giving a talk on cetaceans and afterward a woman approached me with her husband and she said, “you did very well. [husband’s name] actually pioneered the research and published the first paper on that. We were very impressed by you.”

Which is such a scientific interpretation/public education win I will cherish forever but also for the rest of my life any time I give a talk I will be haunted by the knowledge that the world’s leading expert who literally discovered/invented the topic might be in the room,

which is like, the opposite of what you’re supposed to do for stage fright. In fact I never used to experience stage fright but now I will.

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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moments after catching a shiny sinistea, the curse began

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You come across a family on your hike

#i love them #pokemon #gabite #garchomp #trapinch

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PREHISTORIC PROTO-MONKEY: I don't need ascorbic acid. From my cells. I eat fruit all the time dude. I'm better than that OTHER PREHISTORIC PROTO-MONKEY: I agree with your lifestyle and will fuck you raw to prove it GUY LOOKING FOR THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE 36,530,125 YEARS LATER: ow oof my shitty british teeth

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@ta2020photography

"Female Northern Harrier performs acrobatic maneuver."

#unrestrained summer fun

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If you like the word “queer” reblog.

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i think if you post a bad enough take online people should be able to submit your username to the website and whoever gets the most votes at the end of the year gets banned from the website for 10 years. like athenian ostracism

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hes never lied in his life