clydesgod

[clydesgod]

One of these days I shall make a return

#{ooc} #// today probably isnt that day

[clydesgod]

"I be 226 this year. Goodness."

"I'M NOT GOING YET!!! YOU HEAR ME SATAN???"

#{ic : irl} #{y taid🖤 : govannon clydesgod} #{crack} #// STUBBORN MAN TOO STUBBORN TO DIE

[clydesgod]

I need to do more stuff here huh

#// applies here too

[clydesgod]

Send ✵ and my muse will answer the following.  

Their first impression of your muse:

Current impression:   

Are they attracted to your muse?:  

Something they find frightening about your muse:

Something they find adorable about your muse:  

Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?:  

Would my muse go on a date with yours?  platonic/romantic:  

One word my muse would use to describe yours:  

Would my muse slap yours if they could?: 

Would my muse hug/kiss yours?:

#{ask memes}

[clydesgod]

...What a wise creature this was. He'd lean on over, attempting to pet at his head if possible. It was only right, he had shown the guy some respect and wanted to show him some more. He avoided touching the belly, for obvious reasons.

"So cool...thank you Bast." He asked, bowing his head in respect. He was too busy to announce things obviously. He'd have to check if Ironashi or Momoka was in later. This was more important.

The feline gave a small grunt, reaching out his paw and curling it a bit to take the treat, batting at it a few times so that he could 'grab' it more or less. Bast brought it to his mouth and began to eat it noisily, one ear turning towards Richard as he asked if any of the Ais were home.

Once he was done with the treat he rolled, flopping forward onto his side with a heavy thud and meowing a loud gravelly call, looking towards the door. What did you expect; Richard? He was a cat. Cast talk to animals or something, dickhead.

#{ic : irl} #{dyn gafr🐐 : richard clydesgod} #galaxyinfinitum

[clydesgod]

(He forgot it's his bday in 1 day)

#{dyn gafr🐐 : richard clydesgod} #{ic : irl} #// happy bday FUCKING IDIOT

[clydesgod]

"...Holy shit." That'sa fat cat...so cool

He'd waddle on towards it, keeping a steady pace. It was like a courtisan visiting their monarch. The pace was slow and steady out of respect. This was a wise cat, one who knew lots. So wise. Immensly wise.

He squatted down, getting a cat treat out of his pocket.

"H-here boss..." He'd offer tribute, looking around. "Is, er, any of the Ai family home?"

@clydesgod liked for a Bast starter

The old tom grunted a bit, sitting in the classic 'buddha' pose that bigger cats often took, just staring forward across the yard. After a moment he yawned before turning to look at Richard "mrrrf."

#{ic : irl} #{dyn gafr🐐 : richard clydesgod} #galaxyinfinitum

[clydesgod]

"REALLY WISHIN' I WASN'T FEELING UNDER THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW SO I COULD BE MORE EXCITED FOR MY BIRTHDAY ON THE 9TH..."

#{ic : irl} #{dyn gafr🐐 : richard clydesgod} #// also i am sick irl wehh

[clydesgod]

"Gods. New years soon already? It feels like it was 1923 just a few years ago."

"How the time soars on by. Ah."

"Really wish I wasn't stuck in some half-rotting corpse right now."

#{ic : irl} #{y taid🖤 : govannon clydesgod} #{open starter}

[clydesgod]

Like this post for a starter with Govannon!

[clydesgod]

*Paper noises*

"Why must it be so hard to find a good book nowadays. My grandchild only ever seems to get book ideas from 'Tick Tock' or whatever the hell that is."

"I don't even know what an app is."

#{y taid🖤 : govannon clydesgod} #{ic : irl} #{open starter}

[clydesgod]

Like this post for a starter with Govannon!

#{ooc} #// ill chuck him at whomever pls pls pls

[clydesgod]

"I come over for Chr- the holidays just to find my GRANDSON acting like a FOOL with HUMANS and being RUDE to my good FRIEND."

"At least he had alcohol in the cupboards. I thought I was going to STARVE."

#{y taid🖤 : govannon clydesgod} #{ic : irl}

[clydesgod]

"...How did you know I wanted one of these things."

"In the park as well. You're like a mind reader kid."

"Okay...so I um...I n...I need you to bear with me!"

Cue a comical cartoon hardcut to Momoka and the muse of your choice in matching bear onesies at the local park.

#{ic : irl} #{dyn gafr🐐 : richard clydesgod} #galaxyinfinitum #// he impressed

[clydesgod]

...

"Merry C-Ch-Chir-C-"

"You can just say happy holidays if its not too easy to say grandpa."

"..."

"...Nadolig Llawen. There."

#{ic : irl} #{dyn gafr🐐 : richard clydesgod} #// pending Govannon tag #// Hap holidays everyone!

[clydesgod]

"...Human pet, what-"

"Wait No. Doesn't matter. Sure we can watch something else if it'll make you feel more comfortable and at ease around me." He'd take a singlular step towards her, keeping his hands to himself for now. Wise.

"Ironashi got me into a few Japanese shows. Kinda basic stuff and I don't really get the plot but it's very enjoyable. I have them recorded on my TV. We can watch and just try to guess what they're saying."

"we don't 'chat or do anything' because I hate you and the awful government experiment that brought us together." Elizabeth hissed quietly before glancing to the side "Ugh....But fine. We can watch the television. I do not wish to watch the Saul or the Breaking Bads; however."

"....Reminds me of my poor human pet....with all of his drugs....and his cartel."

#{ic : irl} #{dyn gafr🐐 : richard clydesgod} #galaxyinfinitum

[clydesgod]

"That is true. Granddad isn't doing too good." He paused, pondering for a moment. "Then again, he hasn't been doing 'too good' for the past 20-"

He'd shake his head. Trying his hardest not to try and recall what she had just said earlier. It gave him the shivers.

"B-besidesssssssss. We hardly ever chat or do anything." (For good reason.) "Why can't we just hang out and mess about for a day. No ill will or anything. It's the holidays!"

"We can even watch Better call Saul or something else if you prefer."

"Well normally it's a sex thing....but for you?"

"IT'S A DEATH WISH YOU CREEP."

The woman crossed her arms over her ample chest with a low growl "If we didn't have a son who would miss you then I'd have buried you ages ago."

there was a long pause before she spoke again.

"Plus Govannon would want me to replace you by having more children with him, and as much as I'd love to fuck your grandfather unprotected I don't think his heart can take it."

#{ic : irl} #{dyn gafr🐐 : richard clydesgod} #galaxyinfinitum