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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Jon XI
Close The Door And Come Here - ASoS Jon XI
Stannis is looking for his Davos in Jon while Melisandre is here to save Stannis from his middle child woes, but would a hot woman choose to smell like blood and smoke? Stannis offers Jon everything he's ever wanted, but is Winterfell worth the price of dealing with wildling bs for years?
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Call for Questions: A Storm of Swords: Samwell V, Jon XII, ASOS: Retrospective
We will be recording the following chapters Sunday, April 21
ASoS: Samwell V: Sam meets with Stannis and plots for Jon
ASoS Jon XII: Time to meet the 998th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch
ASOS: Retrospective
We would love your comments/questions, so if you have any specific questions for the podcast hosts, comment like this:
Question: [chapter name if applicable]: when will The Winds of Winter be released? (Apparently never 😦 )
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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Samwell IV
Close The Door And Come Here - ASoS Samwell IV
Sam is back at the Wall where George knows nothing about breastfeeding and they're convening the equivalent of the papal conclave to elect a lord commander. We consider questions such as: is life with Craster enough training to survive Randyll Tarly? And just what does freezer burned mammoth taste like?
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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Arya XIII
Close The Door And Come Here - ASoS Arya XIII
It wouldn't be ASoIaF if someone wasn't dumping boiled wine on someone, but we're at the end of Arya's Storm journey and what a sad little journey it's been.
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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Jon X
Close The Door And Come Here - ASoS Jon X
Jon is set up for failure by those two lovable scamps: Janos and Alliser when he's sent to meet with Mance. We still like Book Tormund, but we have real questions about George's sense of scale and the logic of the arrival of the cavalry.
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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Jaime IX (repost)
Close The Door And Come Here - ASoS Jaime IX (repost)
No more heavy leanings! Cersei tries to blow Jaime right out of the Kingsguard, but he's too busy rehearsing his big speech to Brienne. Jaime and Brienne act like awkward teenagers, and then Jaime acts like a man who can do whatever he chooses. Whatever he chooses.
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Call for Questions: A Storm of Swords: Samwell IV, Jon XI, 10th Anniversary Episode!
We will be recording the following chapters Sunday, March 24
ASoS: Samwell IV: Sam returns to Castle Black and let the plots begin
ASoS Jon XI: Stannis makes Jon an offer
10th Anniversary episode: send us questions!
We would love your comments/questions, so if you have any specific questions for the podcast hosts, comment like this:
Question: [chapter name if applicable]: when will The Winds of Winter be released? (Apparently never 😦 )
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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Daenerys VI
Close The Door And Come Here - ASoS Daenerys VI
Dany's conquered yet another city state, but it's very much two steps forward, three steps back for her as she deals with the fallout and Jorah's crappy YouTube apology. Hell has frozen over and we find that we're the Dany Defense Squad now.
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Close the Door’s 10th Birthday - Q&A
We’re as surprised as anyone, but our little podcast is almost a whole decade old.
To celebrate, we’re going to do an open Q&A episode. You can ask us anything about Jaime, Brienne, the ship, the fandom, the show, the drama, our beefs, GRRM, the podcast itself—whatever you’re wondering about. We’re in the mood to spill some tea! (And maybe drink some stuff.)
The episode will be recorded on 24 March, so please have your questions in before then.
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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Tyrion X (repost)
Close The Door And Come Here - ASoS Tyrion X (repost)
Is Tywin a dad of his word? We’re not so sure. We are pretty sure he’s being poisoned, though. Tyrion’s putting all his faith in the Red Viper, and we wonder why Tywin didn’t see that coming. Join us for Inigo Montoya vs. The Mountain, a trial by combat for the ages, but not for the faint of heart. Just remember that snakes have no hands, but they do have eyes and teeth--or at least they used to.
#jb podcast#asoiaf podcast#jaime x brienne#tyrion lannister#little lion man#red viper#oberyn martell
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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Jon IX
Close The Door And Come Here - ASoS Jon IX
Jon and what's left at the Night's Watch are tired and so are we. We're not quite sure what the Turtle is, but our heroes are throwing stuff at the wall to see what sticks despite or because of GRRM's Looney Tunes physics. Janos Slynt arrives to spoil Jon's first good night of sleep in a while.
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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Sansa VI (repost)
Close The Door And Come Here - ASoS Sansa VI (repost)
It's time to get your PEEEETYR on, as Littlefinger moves from his Tiny House in the Fingers to a deluxe apartment in the sky. Will Sansa move from pawn to player? Could GRRM possibly have more SanSan foreshadowing in this chapter?
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Call for Questions: A Storm of Swords: Daenerys VI, Jon X, Arya XIII
We will be recording the following chapters Sunday, February 18
*ASoS: Daenerys VI: Dany finds out about Jorah and Barristan
*ASoS: Jon X: Stannis! Stannis! STANNS!
*ASoS: Arya XIII: Arya stabs Tickler and gives The Hound mercy
We would love your comments/questions, so if you have any specific questions for the podcast hosts, comment like this:
Question: [chapter name if applicable]: when will The Winds of Winter be released? (Apparently never 😦 )
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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Jaime VIII (repost)
Close The Door And Come Here - ASoS Jaime VIII (repost)
It’s time for King’s Landing Cribs Edition, where the magic doesn’t happen. Are you a gasoline kinda gal or do you prefer manure? All we know is we’re not into the smell of rotting flesh. Jaime trusts Loras will fall in love with Brienne if he just spends a few minutes alone with her.
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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Tyrion IX (repost)
Close The Door And Come Here - ASoS Tyrion IX (repost)
It's the trial of the young century and with Cersei McBeal in charge, things don't look good for Tyrion. We get another sweet, fleeting taste of the sexy Oberyn Martell, but inquiring minds want to know - did Oberyn get a taste of Cersei? GRRM is the Jaime and Brienne fanfic author of our dreams and we want more.
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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Arya XII
Close The Door And Come Here - ASoS Arya XII
Join us as Arya takes a tour through every stage of grief and evidences some abandonment issues and we realize this episode should be sponsored by a therapy service. Tyrion's buddies are thriving and we realize that in another universe, Sandor has a future as a camp counselor for damaged children.
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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Jon VIII
Close The Door And Come Here - ASoS Jon VIII
Things are bleak at the Wall, but Donal Noye, total badass that he is, and Jon are on it even if he is only 16. If we were looking at the HR roster for the Watch, he'd be our pick for command.
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