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did anyone make blaseball but again yet

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feel like shit just want her back x

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if the eclipse was happening last year i would have so many thoughts about postcanon players living their normal (“normal”) lives trying to carve out a place in the world after only playing blaseball for literal decades. after a while you finally found a sense of security but the game never actually leaves you and every once in a while there’s something that shoves you right back onto the field. so it’s a random afternoon in april and people are talking about a total solar eclipse like it’s a rare scientific phenomenon and not something that killed a dozen of your friends twenty years ago. and nobody else knows that because nobody else remembers so you’re trying very hard to be fine with it and pretend like it’s a cool novelty like all of your new friends and new coworkers are. but then you meet the eyes of someone who Remembers, who was around for as long as you were (one of the only ones still left), and you know that they’re feeling the same bone-deep terror that you are.

but since it’s 2024 i’m very normal about everything and i’m not even think about this at all. 👍

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[ID: screenshot of the blaseball website (from before). reads: (caps) "blaseball" ("beta"). first subtitle in gold is (caps) "the expansion era". second subtitle is "the -ides". /end ID]

happy 3 fucking years to blaseball season 14 the -ides i guess

#:yeah:

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did anyone make blaseball but again yet

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feel like shit just want her back x

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yeah sure. watching blaseball reruns on tumblr tv.

#maybe it’ll go different this time. you never know

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BONUS QUESTION!

#it’s book

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BREAKING: The Game Band announces that Tillman has been deleted from all Blaseball Servers

“The Crabs are right,” they have said

#THIS WAS 2022??????????????

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Me, huffing lethal amounts of copium: I think it's fine that my blorbo didn't fall down and appear at all post-Expansion Era, actually., I think that's fine and good actually

#listen I still have faith. bevan underbuck you will reach active play again someday somehow

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my dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛 this strain is called “Blaseball Season 24” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd💯🔥

me: yeah whatever man i don't feel shit

me 5 minutes later: all four of the quadrants lead to unknown fates. what is the lesser of four evils?

moist talkers: giant fucking squid time let's gooo

giant fucking squid: the coin is lying to us

some guy: i must singlehandedly propel the oxford paws to the vault

#lesser of three evils and also Hole

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are you telling me that homestuck updated on the third anniversary of tillman hendersons death

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I hate to say it but the bugs might be bad actually

go bugs

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go bugs

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thoms england.

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Why do people keep asking me about a glove

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Who's OJ simpson

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HEY DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THAT ONE SOUL GUY WENT

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Wait have you all seen the gnome

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What gnome???

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⚾️ blaseball

what

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takig a straw out into the garden after it rains and slurping up all the yujmmy delicios mud

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Thinking about divorce

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Thinking about marriage

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What the fuck

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I will admit. objectively unfortunate that blaseball ate it before now bc god damn this is like their ideal marketing situation I think? a game that fits in well with tumblrs whole deal plus having the userbase of two of the biggest site held hostage here

#like I’ve said it before but all it’d take is like One tumblr funnyman ass mf and it’d explode on this site. for better or worse

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soft shells hard balls claws up lifes a garden dig it

[Image ID: Simple digital illustration of Brock Forbes, Adalberto Tosser, Nagomi Mcdaniel, and my Blaseball sona Road Kill waving. In the corner, it reads “Godspeed, Blaseball!” with a small crab holding a heart. End ID.]