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real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17

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THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

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narratively I am a fan of romances that don’t ever actually become romances

I don’t mean in an aromantic life partner way, I mean romantic tension that is never resolved or acted upon for whatever reason but by the end it’s clear that both characters experienced the love of their lives without ever acknowledging it as such. but they know. they know.

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i love you people i love this site i wish slutweed was real

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Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)

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Chinook Salmon (Oncorhynchus tshawytscha)

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Wizard and her paramour

#theyre so so so cute😭 #dimension 20 #art

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i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

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fixed it‼️

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fixed it‼️

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fixed it‼️

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genie: and for your third wish?

me [sitting next to my two weed smoking girlfriends]: take a wild fucking guess

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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

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Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

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A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

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