clamshellkindle
clamshellkindle
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they/them/theirs“Just make sure you’re doing the correct amount of meth and carbs.”
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clamshellkindle · 3 days ago
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The Disney villain backstory meme is funny, it is, but literally none of these are more insane than what actually happens.
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clamshellkindle · 3 days ago
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My mother always tells me that I’m the one who starts our fights, even though she was apparently yelling at me while I was literally sleeping. Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, this shit is unbearable.
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clamshellkindle · 3 days ago
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“Melodrama” by Lorde is a masterpiece for a lot of reasons, but it certainly helps that it’s written by two of the most captivating writers in pop music.
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clamshellkindle · 4 days ago
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clamshellkindle · 4 days ago
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clamshellkindle · 4 days ago
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Does Tumblr still have those aesthetic blogs with tags that say “you can always message me if you’re down” and “I love you” and all that?
I distinctly remember contacting one on my old account when I was really mentally unstable, and they were so unnecessarily hostile and rude that the magic was lost for me.
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clamshellkindle · 4 days ago
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@neil-gaiman is the Tony Hawk of Tumblr. I will not be taking questions.
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clamshellkindle · 4 days ago
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I binged all of “Feel Good” yesterday and I cried basically all the way through. Also my depression is getting worse again haha whee
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clamshellkindle · 5 days ago
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“Freaky Friday” by Lil Dicky and Chris Brown is obviously a very bad song for multiple reasons, but nothing puts a wider smile on my face than hearing Ed Sheeran sing “and now I’m in Ed Sheeran’s body; it’s way less cool than being Chris Brown was.”
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clamshellkindle · 6 days ago
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I’m finally listening to “Supermarket” by Logic.
It’s not *that* bad. It’s not good, but it’s not *THAT* bad.
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clamshellkindle · 10 days ago
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I doubt it’ll be one of my albums of the year but it’s certainly one of the better LPs I’ve heard in 2021.
The new Liz Phair album is shockingly good. I don’t know how I feel about her using Gen Z slang as a 54 year old but the theme of nostalgia is a nice touch.
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clamshellkindle · 10 days ago
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The new Liz Phair album is shockingly good. I don’t know how I feel about her using Gen Z slang as a 54 year old but the theme of nostalgia is a nice touch.
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clamshellkindle · 10 days ago
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so oops, someones non-binary flag came :))
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clamshellkindle · 12 days ago
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my dog throws a fit when i ask for a shake too many times
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clamshellkindle · 13 days ago
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If you’re a cishet who misgenders people just because you’re mad, don’t celebrate Pride, thanks.
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clamshellkindle · 14 days ago
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im watching bo burnham’s new comedy special and
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clamshellkindle · 15 days ago
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i had never felt like a boomer until i listened to the new tate mcrae ep just now. i officially don’t get the kids’ music nowadays
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clamshellkindle · 15 days ago
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maleficent’s canon backstory: a man she trusted stole her wings as an allegory for sexual assault
cruella’s canon backstory: her parents were killed by dalmatians as an allegory for things that have never happened ever
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clamshellkindle · 27 days ago
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i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)
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clamshellkindle · 28 days ago
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There’s nothing I want to do more than make a folk rock album called Saxidermy. Can someone PLEASE help me fulfill my dreams, mail a USB drive to each other like in the olden days?
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