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I’m fine

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when i was in 5th grade all of the girls in my class had webkinz and i thought they were really cool too so i asked my parents for one but they said no because it was a girls toy so i got a piece of paper and had a bunch of kids from different classes at lunch sign a petition demanding that i get a webkinz stuffed animal and my dad actually caved because he said he was super embarrassed and i was the proud owner of a husky

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Sometimes your best friend is the guy that tried killing you 48 times before you talked about it or whatever

#Tybalt #Reggie #ocs #idk man

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Hey, @the-rain-on-your-dandelions, has anyone told you that you’re a genius? That’s an incredible system. I wish I had a friend group that could function for!

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#I legitimately made CDs like 10 years ago for my Minecraft birthday #people didn’t like my Minecraft birthday #but I made the ghast pinata by hand

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me and my partner don't argue he just shoots me in the head and i walk it off like a man

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Finding someone that understands The Character™ the same way you do

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(guy that hasn't drawn the character today voice) i need to draw the character

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1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8

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what am i smiling at ? the made up scenarios of course

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Shoutout to oddly specific probably-projecting headcanons hell yeah your favorite character has back problems and a peanut allergy

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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

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where are they going!!

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hate taking my stupid cursed blade through TSA, it always sets off the metal detector and some idiot always tries to take it off its scabbard and gets their soul stolen

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The stigma of self-inserts is so harmful to the creative process. Relax. Admit it. Everything you make is derivative of yourself, always, no exceptions. You can turn the mirror into tinier and tinier shards or you can make it as big as you want to reflect as much as you want. At the end of the day it's always going to show you inside of it. Pretending otherwise is stupid.