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Worst Animated Dad Bracket Round 2
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Propaganda:
Nolan Grayson: Didn't tell his son Mark that he was an alien conqueror sent to take over the earth and that he expected Mark to join him until after Mark had started his superhero career. For some reason it didn't occur to him that his superhero son would object to conquering Earth. Attempted to beat Mark to death when Mark understandably wasn't okay with all this. Later he does manage to muster up just enough remorse to leave the planet, take a second wife and have a new son. When his home planet finds him with his new wife and decides to attack the planet he's living on, instead of leaving the planet to keep it safe he calls Mark up to help him make a suicidal stand against his homeworld. He gets captured, and Mark then has to raise the baby brother he left behind
Ozai: Burned his son’s face and then exiled until he finished a mission that was supposed to be impossible. Made his daughter believe her only value was as a weapon and drove her to a psychotic break when she realized nothing she did would ever be enough. Played his kids against each other to the point that they tried to kill one another as teenagers
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chubby-aphrodite · 4 hours
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If Rex gets de-aged they are like twins so it would be pretty easy to guess wrong. Rex is angry: due to the costume Eve has made him (she being able to perfectly mimic his usual one) and being confused with Rudy (except for Monster Girl); ah, and also being a kid again.
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chubby-aphrodite · 5 hours
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[Terrible stand up routine]
“So,,..,umm,…I’ve been having.,..a lot..o-of nightmares lately which I-I-is funny b-because.,,..at night.,…IM a .,..n-n-night.,….m-m-ar.,,.” *cries*
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chubby-aphrodite · 5 hours
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putting this here too bc holy fuck id really appreciate a break. thanks
ko-fi.com/jaystarry
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chubby-aphrodite · 5 hours
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Bram Stoker, Mary Shelley and Robert Louis Stevenson reading like that Edgar Allan Poe meme
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chubby-aphrodite · 5 hours
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Pastel rainbow dragon~
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chubby-aphrodite · 5 hours
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Guy where the parts of their name mean the same thing
Like Guy Chapman for a real example and for a hypothetical example a man named Chad Lake
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chubby-aphrodite · 5 hours
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This post is to remind every aroace being that they are cool and fine just the way you are. You are not less of a being for being romance and/or sex repulsed (if applicable), and you're not less aroace for being romance and/or sex favorable (if applicable). You deserve a space in this life, in queer communities, and aroace communities regardless of the amount of attraction you feel, if you're favorable, repulsed or something else, or if you seek/don't seek relationships with anybody.
This post is also for aroace systems with aroace fictives! Reminder that a fictive is their own person and, even if they are aroace like their source they may or may not be the same *kind* of aroace.
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chubby-aphrodite · 5 hours
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THAC0 meaning “to hit armor class zero” is a common misconception! thaco was actually dot warner’s name before she transitioned.
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chubby-aphrodite · 5 hours
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“do you like girls or boys?” i don’t actually! thank you for asking :D
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chubby-aphrodite · 5 hours
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most of the talk on this website about Game Changer is how Sam Reich psychologically tortures his contestants, but I want to make it clear to the uninitiated that he's actually extremely ethical about it
He sends out a company wide email and asks them to choose episodes based on a chili pepper rating system
meaning he doesn't put 🌶️🌶️ people into 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ episodes
they're also big on consent ie cast and crew have to be okay with it before they'll do nudity or something like that in an episode
it's like the bdsm of psychological torture. safe, sane, and consensual.
the contestants know what they're getting into, and they're full down
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chubby-aphrodite · 5 hours
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Please look at this picture my sister drew of me when I was born and then my mom decided to not only keep but put in the album of my baby pictures
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chubby-aphrodite · 5 hours
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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
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chubby-aphrodite · 7 hours
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my cat stopping me from petting her
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chubby-aphrodite · 10 hours
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Staring a picture of my niece and suddenly understanding why people had picture lockets because I’m looking at her and crying
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chubby-aphrodite · 12 hours
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chubby-aphrodite · 13 hours
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Do you think June could do a kickflip on a skateboard?
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yeah definitely -mod kari
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