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honestly dni and unfollow me if you support mama after all she's done. she literally has consulted medical professionals over and over and refused to change her behavior re: those under her care. she LITERALLY called the doctor, MORE THAN ONCE, and the doctor very fucking clearly said no more monkeys jumping on the bed. and what happens five fucking seconds later every single time

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MORE LIKODOT!!! AAA

#THEYRE SO CUTE WAHHHHHHH #guruminshipping

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in the year 3620 BC your ancestor set alight a field belonging to my ancestor, destroying near half an acre of good barley and causing much misery in our house. delete thy blog wretched saboteur

Can we run away together

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update i made an nsfw blog for art, if you want the url shoot me a dm <3 there's nothing on there yet but there will be in a bit once i track down my old art

#fae speaketh #ive got some reguri wishship and puppyship laying around somewhere #havent ventured into explicit yet but tbh it looks fun i need to do studies

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BOOSTING APRIL 2024 Active boycott notice!!!

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animation of charmander makin some pancakes

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sometimes all you need is one passionate person who goes berserk for your work to keep you creating

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友情 or 'Yūjō', meaning: Friendship

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#WRONG FUCKING BLOG. #if you saw that no you didn't #anyways. back to looping this fifty more times bc im a maniac #ogufhdhsbdjdjsnna. s0 gave us everything for REAL #teddy bear scene is a date. to me. #wishshipping #yugioh #yugi mutou #jounouchi katsuya

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lord the peasants are so loud today

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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Why do they call it an oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

incredible question!

#i had to read this 3 times in my head and once out loud

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“he would not fucking say that!” then put him in a situation that makes him say it, we wanna see him squirm

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One of the most memorable interactions was Saturday. Into our booth strolls a small family, tempted by free samples of freshly brewed tea. We chatter and give them the spiel, that the tea is character merch and we’re a cozy health-based app called Forage Friends.

The young girl zeroes in on our pride pins.

“They have my pin!” She says excitedly. “They have my flag!”

The dad blinks. He is surprised, but also calm and positive when he sees it’s the lesbian flag. “Oh. That’s… different from what you told me.”

“That was months ago, dad.” And she rolls her eyes. Definitely a teenager.

I turn to him and say, “Yeah, dad.” And we share a little laugh about it.

He says, “No, it’s great. That’s amazing, honey. It was just news to me.”

“Well, I guess I just decided to stop lying to myself. About liking guys. Like right now.”

A little lesbian just came out to her dad and he was super cool about it.

I’m standing there in my tie-dye mask and my cheery blue apron pouring tea and making small talk and I’m trying really hard not to cry or compare it to my experience, the fire & brimstone, the disgust, the conditional acceptance as long as I never bring it up.

So as this beautiful bonding is going on, the girl’s even younger brother turns his gaze around. He’s in a snorlax hoodie and bored and wants to go look at the swords across the hall. But on the other side of our booth….

“WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW THAT?” He asks loudly, and we all turn to our neighboring booth.

Our neighbors were extremely lovely people. Every time we had a break we would talk, and we became good friends over the weekend. They kept apologizing that their booth was next to ours and we kept repeating that it was totally fine. Their booth was great. I even bought their merchandise.

The thing that was so contentious, that they felt the need to apologize for, was that they were selling explicit titty hentai stickers of popular characters. They were censored with little yellow R18 labels but the content was very clear.

So back to the family: I freeze and immediately go somewhere else to let dad handle this question. With adult customers I’ve been loud and positive about our neighbors. (“Man, how has it been boothing next to them?” It’s been great! They bring a lot of foot traffic and they’re kind and wonderful professional neighbors. If anything it’s a fun juxtaposition. We believe in artistic freedom. I bought a sticker too!)

But this is a kid, it’s not my place to explain anything…. But I was extremely curious about what this chill dad would say.

“Well,” dad says with a long measured silence between each word. “Sometimes people are horny.”

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No two football fields are the same length because yards are relative to latitude. The north-most football field in Alaska is only five feet long, while the football fields of equatorial regions can be well over 17 miles.