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Majima complimenting Reina’s swing, Yakuza 0.

#top 10 moments in yakuza tbh

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it twas only a matter of time before i broke on my own fantasy au design nonsense. my dnd bones.

#yakuza

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guy who only heard the phrase gaslighting once and is misremembering it: stop fleshlighting me

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

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I am glad you beat DA: Origins! Hope you enjoyed! :D

i did enjoy it! im gonna ramble for a bit about it now

so the version i played was the steam port and its absolute ass do not ever play that one, my desktop is ~10 yrs old and can run any new game on it however da:o continuously crashed and had massive rubber banding issues (which it rly shouldnt since its not a public mp game that needs a server??)

i dont even know what ending i got bc my game crashed during the final cutscene and skipped it all 😭

also there were so many bugs that i dont think other versions of the game have since my roommate and my coworker both said they never got the issues i got. heres a list of some of the bugs i got-

1) i forgot to harden alistair (oops) and so i didnt make him king. i made anora queen. after i made anora queen all alistairs dialogue was him excited/anxious about becoming king.

2) every romance cutscene had graphical corruption and only my wardens model would be moving. so deadass its alistair A posing while the world was fucked and didnt play the animation properly. my camp looked like this most of the time

3) i did morrigans deal so then the wardens wouldnt have to die during the final boss, i beat the final boss, the cutscene right after it everyone is saying alistair died. im so sad. i go and talk to all my other party members and specifically after talking to wynne alistairs model appears and hes totally fine but hes still talking like he was just crowned king (he wasnt)

4) i leave the final cutscene room to get my epilogue and my game hard crashes, no error prompt, and it deleted my save that i had just made in the room so i dont get my ending "this is what u went to do after everything" cutscene

tldr im gonna replay it on my roommates xbox as buffy summers so i can see a non bugged version of the game lmao

#chris is talking #also calling shit the taint and hardening. they cant say that. i laugh. those are penis words #also the weird sexism all over the place is very strange but overall i liked the game and had fun. i will play all of them.

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kyaaaaa~!! you pervert! *activates a laser grid that cuts you into a dozen bloody cubes*

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I heard another video game is coming out soon

this has to stop

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(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

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Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

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everyone shut the fuck up i solved him ive broken him down to a microscopic level i have seen his atoms, his dna, the very essence of his being

#i finished da origins

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Bro, I got clocked as enby the other day by a baby enby, told I was basically a midwestern lesbian aunt in a dude's body, and found that I couldn't even argue because peak fashion in my mind is Future Trunks from DBZ.

future trunks color scheme should be the lesbian flag

#i got clocked as a transwoman once. im a trans man. felt kinda good

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all the new god portraits (so far) in hades 2 !!!

#WHEN #WHAT #HUH #HADES 2?!?!?!