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BRING OUT THE CRABS

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Of course when America does high speed rail it’s in private hands (Brightline) and kills a person a month cuz it has at grade crossings.

What we need to do is convince all the disney adults in america that high speed rail would be a preferable way of getting to disneyworld compared to driving or flying. We could maybe harness their fondness for the monorail or something, but this is a group of people that has time, income, and passion that we could leverage. If we could direct 5% of the enthusiasm they have for limited edition popcorn buckets into calling their representatives and demanding high-speed interstate rail, we could get it by 2030

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I think in response to Twitter, Tumblr should make it so that you can't open any other apps on your phone until you've seen at least 600 posts for the day.

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We did it, Joe. The Little Hellsite That Could.

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I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

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#We can all hope it's a once in a lifetime thing... #the royals get the wall

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Hamlet as a D&D paladin.

Keep reading

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Gritty’s gotten real weird, and I kind of love it.

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i’ve never been sadder that the onion isn’t real

#like to charge reblog to cast #etc

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this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

#Goncharov

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#Also the return of Suletta Sundays!

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#music #Regal Lily

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#Sydney Sweeney