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played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.

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Friendly reminder Mr. House is gen alpha and is almost 4 years old now

Do u think he watched Skibidi Toilet

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#i feel like you would like a tophat

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(Dr Jekyll voice) nothing a nap and a cigarette and a glass of wine and a line of coke and a joint and a lobotomy and the scary potion and murdering someone and killing myself can’t fix

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lets all move to mutuals island together

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I feel uneasy

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THESPIUS GREEN! God of Love & Mirth! he's in love with love, doin' some sick poses for ya.

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Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

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My ducky isopod when I lift up the piece of wood it’s under

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

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Started this is early 2022 and there's no way I'm gonna finish it now lmao

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Someone stole a 21 foot hammer from the community center in Healdsburg, CA and it hasn’t been returned so someone else (I’m assuming) mysteriously installed a 3 foot nail that reads “BAIT” on its head.  (article)

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Hot nerd look or something...with an without facial hair.

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#college i think I'd like to be an engineer