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chestnut-devil · 29 days
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I'm doing a half marathon on sunday and I didn't train FOR SHIT. keep me in your prayers
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chestnut-devil · 29 days
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I have asked all my friends, family and even some of the people that I work with the Fairy and the Walrus question. And I’ve noticed a trend at least with everyone that I’ve asked - by and large I noticed that most of the people who I know are neurodivergent predominantly answered Walrus where as the majority of people I know who are neurotypical answered Fairy.
When I asked why people answered what they did the common theme was most neurotypical people that I asked answered that the fairy would surprise them the most because fairy’s don’t exist.
Whereas the common consensus for walrus both here and in person is that the walrus throws up to many questions. The more I thought about it, it struck me as more indicative neurodivergent way of reasoning. As neurodivergent people our brains work differently and we don’t necessarily take things at face value or fall into the same patterns of thinking as neurotypical people. The same can be said for kids and it reminds me of the animals in the fridge experiment.
I have a hunch so it’s time for a quick poll
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@shanastoryteller @muffinlance @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @prokopetz
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chestnut-devil · 29 days
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I have a hunch so it’s time for a quick poll
Obligatory please reblog and share for a bigger sample size
@shanastoryteller @muffinlance @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @prokopetz
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chestnut-devil · 29 days
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sauce/condiment/dressing of choice to eat with french fries/chips? (choose the closest- for example, if you like honey mustard, choose the 'mustard' option)
-plain, no sauce
-ketchup
-regular mustard
-BBQ sauce
-ranch
-buffalo sauce
-hot sauce
-a mix of something
-other
-don't like/eat fries/chips
-see results
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what color is the science class notebook?
- blue
- red
- yellow
- green
- black
- other
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“As the guy I’m screwing shouldn’t you be fending them off from your woman?”
Being the arsehole that he is Bradley laughs at her. “1. I know that you’re more than capable of fending them off yourself, I wouldn’t want to deprive you of that pleasure. 2. If I fended off everyone that hits on you then we wouldn’t be screwing Jake and I like screwing Jake a lot.”
Ugh. He has a point - she hates it when that happens.
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chestnut-devil · 1 month
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Rating: Not Rated
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: Gen
Fandom: So Help Me Todd (TV)
Relationships: Lawrence Wright & Todd Wright, Margaret Wright & Todd Wright, Ava Morgan | Ivan the Terrible & Todd Wright, Todd Wright & Susan Yang, Todd Wright & Peter Chen
Characters: Todd Wright, Lawrence Wright, Margaret Wright, Ava Morgan | Ivan the Terrible, Susan Yang, Peter Chen
Additional Tags: Hurt Todd Wright, Whumpuary 2024, Pre-OT3, Pre Peter Chen/Todd Wright/Susan Yang, No Beta; We Die Like June
Summary: Todd takes pride in being good at his job, if there's evidence to find he will find it. Nothing - including sleeping and eating - is more important than doing his job. And when Peter asks Todd for his help again what's Todd to do? Accept the job of course. But there's only so far Todd can push himself before it all collapses.
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Whumpuary 2024 Days 3&4: "Get away from me" | Collapse | Choking
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Category: Gen
Fandom: The Social Network (2010)
Relationship: Eduardo Saverin & Mark Zuckerberg
Characters: Eduardo SaverinMark ZuckerbergDustin MoskovitzChris Hughes (Social Network)Christy LeeSean Parker
Additional Tags: Allergies, Harvard Era - The Social Network (2010), post depositions, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Flash Fic, no beta; we die like men
Summary: Eduardo has allergies. Not the kind where you get a tingle in your mouth and a rash. No Eduardo has the kind of Allergies where you stop breathing and nearly die.
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chestnut-devil · 2 months
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* didnt know how to sum this up well but like from what generation was the most recent person to immigrate to your country from, from your direct line (parents, grandparents etc) so if your mother’s parents immigrated and your father immigrated directly then it would be a parent (your father)
pls reblog for sample size etc
follow for more occasional useless polls :)
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chestnut-devil · 2 months
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Category: Gen
Fandom: Top Gun (Movies)
Characters: Jake "Hangman" Seresin, Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw, Javy "Coyote" Machado, Natasha "Phoenix" Trace, Robert "Bob" Floyd, Reuben "Payback" Fitch, Mickey "Fanboy" Garcia, Penny Benjamin
Additional Tags: Hurt Jake "Hangman" Seresin, Blurry vision, Fights, Bar Room Brawl, no beta we die like goose, Whumpuary 2023
Summary: Bradley continues to glare over Jake's shoulder, finally nodding and taking a step back.
“Ha! I knew you wouldn’t do it.” Jackson Jeers.
Jake groans why can’t anyone – himself included – just leave well enough alone? Bradley starts to rear back making a fist. Jake plants his feet to stop Bradley from getting past him.
Turning around to face Jackson he catches a fist to the side of his head. The force whips his head to the side, knocking him on his arse.
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Whumpuary Day 6: Hostage | Don't Do This | Blurry Vision and Alt: Fight
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chestnut-devil · 2 months
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Category: Gen
Fandom: The Man From U.N.C.L.E (2015)
Relationships: Illya Kuryakin & Napoleon Solo & Gaby Teller
Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Gaby Teller
Additional Tags: Car Accidents, Infection, Fever, Hospitals, Hurt/Comfort, Whump, Hurt Napoleon Solo, Whumpuary 2023
Summary: Headlights come into view - the first car he has seen in nearly an hour - as he rounds the bend. As he draws closer to the other vehicle, the headlights jerk to the side. Illya can only watch in dumb horror as the car spins out, careening across the width of the road.
He jerks the wheel to the left in a futile attempt to avoid the inevitable collision. His world lurches with a deafening sound of crunching metal and shattering glass. Followed by a thud that reverberates through every bone in his body as the front of the car hits the tree.
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Whumpuary 2023 Fill Day 2: Infection | Bruises | Held at Gunpoint and Alt: Fever
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