i bet if walter white had tumblr hed be like "i am the one who blogs haha"
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just got a beautiful ring from the store, can't wait to show it off here!
#my purchases #marie speaks
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finally scored a new job can i get a hell yeah. back to making stacks dawg
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HELP A DISABLED TEEN'S FATHER AFFORD CANCER TREATMENT!
I didn't want to have to make this post, but deadlines are closing in and I don't have many options left.
My name is Walter White Junior, and my father was recently diagnosed with cancer. He's been battling for a few months now, and he wants us not to worry about him, but he can't keep pulling money out of nowhere. I've done the math, and I've estimated that he needs $12k to afford all the treatment he needs.
Any donations are appreciated! You can donate directly at my website, or donate on p@yp@l, under the username flynwyte.
407/12,000
(do not tag as donation!)
#donation
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I am pleased to announce that we have finally hired a new social media intern.
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yo yo yo whaddup chicken lovas!!! were bringin back the 2-for-1 honey mustard wings combo, with that signature taste you cant help but love! get it today, bitches!
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okay, you know what? No. I'm sick of this. Kleptomania is a valid mental disorder, and if i have to explain to you why, then i will.
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#marie speaks #rant
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bored on the job man its got me thinkin...
#vent post #delete later
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i can't say shit around my grandpa bro. i make a comment about the lakers one time and its 😤🛎️🛎️🛎️😤🛎️🛎️😤😤🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️🛎️ im fuckin SICK OF IT!!
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i miss her so much man...
#vent post #delete later
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We would like to apologize for our social media intern's mistake. As a token of our apology, we are offering a 10% discount on any chicken order if you mention this post. Have a finger-lickin' day!
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I am the one who blogs haha
#heisenposting
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😺 meow-moment
Who said that
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i also love jerking off idgaf i just busted a cum to a pristine pattern of water droplets on the gossamer of a spiders web
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I’m soooo hungry for dinner but I just can’t stop sitting in my favorite chair
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With no pretense of a joke here, cars in urban spaces are violent, nigh-demonic artifices that must be wholly eliminated. I don't think there should as much as exist a possibility of getting killed by a wasteful hunk of machinery every time you go outside.
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IM GAY BITCH
petitioning the 1986 homosexual reform bill, from mates & lovers (a history of gay new zealand) by chris brickell
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it's called duckweed. one hit and you'll be lining up behind mom
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So Scary! There's a Heavy-Cocked Ghost Haunting These Halls — I Was Roused From Sleep When I Heard A Pendulum Swing In The Dead Of Night: Only, I Do Not Own A Clock
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THE WRITER AND ACTOR’S STRIKES HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PAUSED THE PRODUCTION OF 4 MARVEL MOVIES!!!! thank you striking creatives.
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waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed
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*lenin at a restaurant voice* this pasta is gross. i bet someone like kautsky, the great distorter of revolutionary marxism, would enjoy these undercooked noodles.
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“the term mpreg is inherently transphobic because pregnancy is gender neutral” I hate to tell you this but in the pregnancy fetish fanfiction community they also use the term fpreg
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